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Hufflepuff: I bet you can’t make a sentence without using the letter A

Ravenclaw: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but it is possible for numerous sentences to be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon

Slytherin: Then perish

Gryffindor: ... Fuck

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Hogwarts Houses as John Mulaney Quotes

Gryffindor: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Hufflepuff: No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about!

Ravenclaw: In terms of instant highs, cancelling plans is like heroin.

Slytherin: Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?

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Harry's First Christmas

Remus: Merry Chris— Uhh, why is Harry on top of the tree?

James: I couldn’t decide between an angel or a star

Sirius: Now it’s both!!!

Lily: Don’t worry, I put the levitation spell on him

Truth or Dare Part II

Harry: I dare you to kiss the cutest girl in the room.

Draco: Really? Girl?

Harry, blushing: O-okay, person...

Draco, walking towards him: Hey Potter?

Harry: Yeah...?

Draco: Can you move? You're blocking the mirror.

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Houses as Things I Overheard Part Seven

Gryffindor: Why are you fighting the chaos I’m bringing

Hufflepuff: Public safety first, then rockets

Ravenclaw: This is so heterosexual it’s hard to believe it’s real

Slytherin: Baby shoes do do, do do do do, baby shoes do do, do do do do, baby shoes do do, do do do do, never worn

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Hermione: I bet you wouldn't date a girl taller than you.

Draco: You're right, I wouldn't.

Hermione: How are you still so shallow?

Draco: Granger. I'm gay.

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Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Twelve

Gryffindor: sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

Hufflepuff: beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

Ravenclaw: if one more man talks over me i'm gonna be in jail

Slytherin: can someone please be proud of me like fuck i'm trying

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Harry: I think it’s only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami!

Draco: Uh, paper folding?

Harry: Oh. I thought it was a muggle thing and you wouldn't know

Draco: ...

Draco: I literally sent you a drawing folded into a swan

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