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Truth or Dare Part II

Harry: I dare you to kiss the cutest girl in the room.

Draco: Really? Girl?

Harry, blushing: O-okay, person...

Draco, walking towards him: Hey Potter?

Harry: Yeah...?

Draco: Can you move? You're blocking the mirror.

James: What could go wrong?

Remus: Absolutely everything.

Houses as Things I Overheard Part Seven

Gryffindor: Why are you fighting the chaos I’m bringing

Hufflepuff: Public safety first, then rockets

Ravenclaw: This is so heterosexual it’s hard to believe it’s real

Slytherin: Baby shoes do do, do do do do, baby shoes do do, do do do do, baby shoes do do, do do do do, never worn

Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Twelve

Gryffindor: sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

Hufflepuff: beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

Ravenclaw: if one more man talks over me i'm gonna be in jail

Slytherin: can someone please be proud of me like fuck i'm trying

4am texts

Harry: You know... Orion's Belt is a big waist of space

Draco: Terrible joke. Only three stars.

Hermione: You, with Harry? Please.

Draco: Pot— er, Harry and I totally have chemistry! We've gotten to the point where we can finish each other's—

Harry: Sentences?

Draco: Please don't interrupt me.

Draco's Redemption Arc Headcanon

Draco: Out of curiosity, why is your wand still pointed at me?

Hermione: I'll probably want to hex you in the near future and I like to be prepared.

Draco: Yeah, that's valid.

Potter: [Enters the dining hall, laughing]

Draco, slamming his hands on the table: That’s it! I’m killing him.

Blaise: Or you can ask him out already.

Draco: But killing him is easier...

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