#hp conversations

[romqnticstylez]

What was the real reason everyone was surprised Harry kissed Ginny?

(this is a joke lmao)

Parvati: Well, I definitely didn't expect that.

Ron: I know right?

Parvati: I thought you and Harry were back together!

Ron: What? Harry and I were never together...?

Parvati: Weren't you dating Lavender during your guys' break?

Ron: What- No! We're just best friends! Where'd you get that idea?

Literally everyone:

Hermione: Ron, have you ever wondered why I was a bit cold to you and Harry after the second task?

[skys-unused-main]

If the Weasley kids were asked what they want when they die:

Bill: I want my family to know I care about them and not to be sad about my death

Charlie: I want to buried somewhere near dragons

Percy: I want to donate my body to science

George: I want to fake my own death because that would be the ultimate prank

Fred: yeah that would great because then you can just show up one day and watch everyone freak out

Ron: I want my funeral to have the best food there is

Ginny: I want to be buried with 6 extra bones to fuck with archaeologists

[devanofficial]

Hufflepuff: I bet you can’t make a sentence without using the letter A

Ravenclaw: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but it is possible for numerous sentences to be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon

Slytherin: Then perish

Gryffindor: ... Fuck

[salazar-slanderin]

Slytherin, minorly inconvenienced: I’ll get over it I just need to be dramatic and make a scene first.

[das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh]

My dad taught me how to throw knives to make me less gay. Now I know how to suck dick & throw knives

- Sirius Black

[sgt-phoenix]

In the Forbidden Forest

Voldemort *aiming the elder wand at Harry*: Avada Kedavra!

Elder Wand: New master, who dis?

[midnightslytherins]

Sweaters

slytherin #1: feel the sweater *pulls out front*

Ravenclaw: Isn't that where his dick is?

Slytherin #1: UGH *pulls back around to front*

Ravenclaw: ew no, that's where his butt is.

Slytherin #1: OKAY FINE *flips right sleeve inside out*

Slytherin #2: isn't he right handed?

Slytherin #1: OH MY GOD JUST FEEL THE SWEATER

[skys-unused-main]

Harry Potter ships when it’s cold outside:

Deamus:

Seamus: I’m cold

Deamus: here take my jacket

Linny:

Ginny: I’m cold

Luna: here’s my jacket it’s probably full of nargles though

Pansmione:

Pansy: I’m cold

Hermione: this wouldn’t have happened if you’d just brought a jacket like I told you to

Pansy:

Hermione: but here take my jacket

Flintwood:

Oliver: I’m cold

Marcus: well I can’t change the weather

Free:

Lee: I’m cold

Fred: here (hands Lee a jacket which promptly turns into a rubber chicken)

Lee: (laughs)

Fred: here’s my actual jacket (hands Lee his real jacket)

Blairon:

Ron: I’m cold

Blaise: here are all of my jackets now go put them on before I have a fit

Wolfstar:

Remus: I’m cold

Sirius: hi cold I’m Sirius