Nov 23, 2024
malfoy: *ate that green apple that one time*
remus: *had chocolate on him 24/7 but didn't even actually eat it*
meanwhile, harry:
harry x treacle tart = best ship
seen from India
seen from China
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seen from Romania
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seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
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seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from China
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seen from United Kingdom
malfoy: *ate that green apple that one time*
remus: *had chocolate on him 24/7 but didn't even actually eat it*
meanwhile, harry:
harry x treacle tart = best ship
Nick Kroll is a Hufflepuff
John Mulaney is a Slytherin
match made!
Dumbledore: *petting McGonagall* Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur, happy kitty sleepy kitty pur pur pur
McGonagall: ALBUS FOR THE LAST TIME
In the U.S. they don’t read their tea leaves—They read the milky cream swirls in their coffee.
Still think there’s gonna be loads of fog tonight...
Fred and George going to McGonagall to ask for the 20 points they lost for pelting Quirrel with snowballs back, seeing as they were actually pelting Voldemort in the face.
McGonagall, smirking and giving then 50 points back.
happy birthday to the number one (1) trash son, draco malfoy, may you continue to fuel your salt and dramatiques with slogan-ed badges
38. The Houses as clocks and watches