#hq shitpost

[bluewalnuts]

Osamu Miya the man that you are

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

kageyama has absolutely punched someone in the nose for talking shit abt one of his teammates. no i wont elaborate u can say it was about any of his teammates and its still perfectly accurate. was he drunk? who was talking shit? what did they say? doesnt matter i just KNOW it happened at some point there's no way it hasn't

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

hi i watched the haikyuu movie and IT MADE ME FEEL THINGS AIGHT?

probably gonna make a post rambling a bit about it tomorrow cause its late rn lmfao

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

me when i switch between the different spellings of hq character names,,,,,,

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

i could rlly use a beta reader but i forgot that in order to have someone beta read ur fics you gotta. yknow. actually tell them about ur fics? which is kinda fucked up if u ask me. like what do u mean i gotta actually TALK to them about what im writting what the fuck

[spiteful-sapphic]

noya knows what’s up

[sakusadokja]

Ok, hear me out. Princess Mononoke but kurotsuki

[golden-babbles]

Haikyuu characters as things that my best friend and I have said to each other

Welcome to the chaos that is mine and @saekochee ‘s friendship

If anything was right in Moana it was the nose. - Tanaka

Oikawa: We can be a sad bitch, but we'll be a sad bitch with good eyebrows and hoops

Akaashi to Bokuto: You're like a cursed meme in real life

*Tanaka acts overly aggressive*  *Noya comes over with a meme*  Noya: Look, bro! It's okay, here's a meme! Tanaka: I DON'T WANT- oh, it's funny.

Self checkout at a grocery store: Welcome valued customer  Hinata: WOW IM VALUED, MY SELF ESTEEM!

Kageyama: So when girls with nipple piercings get pregnant and they have to breastfeed, does the milk go out the piercing holes?

Tanaka: BRUH YOU ALMOST MURDERED ME ON MY DEAD MOM’S BIRTHDAY THAT WOULD BE LIKE DOUBLE TRAUMA

Terushima: Oh shit I was supposed to go to Big... I meant big 5 but I almost said big dicks *uncontrollable laughter*

Kuroo: Because usually you're unhappy! Kenma: Um, the correct term is ✨depressed✨

Akaashi: Are you coming over for the super bowl? Bokuto: I don't watch football Akaashi: Fine, don't come get food then Bokuto: I mean, if there's food, that's a different question

Oikawa: *singing along to his favorite song* Iwaizumi, flustered: Whoever gave men the right to sing, send them straight to hell

Noya: I'm gonna name my cat tiddy. Then when people ask if I just called her tiddy, I'm gonna say, “No, I said kitty. Why would I call my cat tiddy?”

Bokuto: "I'm so emotional right now, if you keep yelling at me I will cry, do you want me to cry?" Akaashi: "If you start crying, I will leave." Bokuto: THIS IS YOUR HOUSE