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[whatthebodygraspsnot]

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[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 34/?

Part 33

+ Bonus (spoiler alert) where everything Shane feared would happen happened in tlg:

[ilya-sweetheart]

biblically accurate hayden reaction post shane coming out:

hayden: wait…is it true?

shane: i just told you, yes it’s true i’m gay

hayden: no i mean, is it true avocado tastes like clean dick?

shane: i…wouldn’t know. i can’t remember the last time i had an avocado

- ( cut for time) -

j.j: well, does it?

shane, mouthful of avocado: no comment

hayden: that means yes

[stargazermeadow]

is this anything

[afterthelambs]

My hot take is that a lot of fans get way too bent about Hayden. Partly because the friction is mutual and Ilya is a grown man who can handle himself, partly because Hayden's perspective is limited by the external persona Ilya presents, partly because they eventually develop camaraderie (even if the sniping persists) so clearly it's not that serious to them.

But more than anything, if you don't see the comedy gold of someone's husband and best friend constantly taking cheap shots at each other while the shared loved one is stuck in between, then i dunno how to help you. It's the kind of childish beef that's a staple in comedies and sitcoms. This is mutual white boy-on-white boy crime over the pretty wasian and you expect me to not enjoy it? Hollanov + Hayden's dynamic is basically this and I eat it up

[sleepixgstars]

Ilya: do I make you hard, Hollander? 😏😏

Shane: you do make everything difficult, yes.

[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 35/?

Part 34

Guess who's backkkkk (not really but i really was missing these two so bad so I made some more)

[holyfuckingweed]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes part 33/?

Part 32

Plus a few of Quinn photoshoot pictures for good luck because I love them and feel like we moved on way too fast: