#hr.txt

[halfwayto-h3ll]

the headcanon that really keeps me up at night is that ilya was a vine star, and subsequently had to deal with the shutdown of vine during 2016 rosegate

[desscaras-world]

ilya’s messages with “jane” leak and everyone thinks he’s a chaser

[tearsofshane]

Ilya having a bad day, rotting in bed and kinda hating himself for doing this to Shane and not being good enough and having a broken brain and being no better than his m- oh? What? Is this?? And it’s Shane climbing into bed and curling into Ilya’s chest and tucking himself so close and tight and grasping his shirt instead of wrapping his arms around Ilya’s waist and Ilya would be worried except Shane is rubbing his nose along his sternum and humming like a purring kitten but still Ilya feels kinda guilty that Shane is crawling into bed with him in the middle of the day and so asks what he’s doing, he doesn’t need to be here, he doesn’t need to stay and all he gets in response is his shirt pulled harder and Shane’s face pressed further against his chest and in such a soft, almost broken voice, Ilya can hear Shane whispering, not so much to him but directly over his heart “please don’t make me leave my home.”

Ilya pulls Shane tight, holding and grasping and needing to eliminate the space between the two of them, but even though it never feels close enough, they still have this. Warmth and security and so much love. Ilya feels a little stupid that he ever thought he could live without Shane right here in his arms, his heart walking around in another body but not connected to his own. It’s his home too after all

IT'S HIS HOME TOO 😭😭 oh this is so sweet thank youuu <3 where else would they be except right beside each other and yet it's still not close enough. One heart, two bodies. Kisses pressed to warm soft skin, touches everywhere, holding tight. Breath whispered across skin, warm with love. This is all they need. And yet it's never enough.

[liliesofthecavalry]

Shane Hollander 🤝 Naked In Manhattan

[jocknerd69]

hi reading the notes on the sex scene poll and just wanted to say HUGE AGREE the asg hookup was Incredible and like as always The Sound Design in that scene w all the clothing sounds of getting Shane's cloes off in 3 seconds flat helllllllp also naked Ilya carrying soft hoodie wrapped Shane UNPARRALLELED

BAREFOOT, PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES, CARRYING SHANE TO BED i died i died like 50 times each one more ecstatic than the last. dragging shane's clothes off with his own pants STILL around his ankles bc he's got his priorities thoroughly in order. sooooo eager so fantastic. ilya grabbing onto shane's thigh while he's blowing him, PERFECTTTT PIT SHOT [more pits in s2 more pits forever god hear my plea]. 'get on your stomach' 'have you ever?' THE EARLOBE KISS AFTER 'DO YOU WANT TO?' GOD!! the way ilya immediately slows when shane hesitates. augh. <3 assplayyyyyyyy <3 HUDSON WILLIAMS' PERFECT BREATHLESS PANTING life is so good life is amazing. ilya face journey of the century. 'what. color.' 'fuck you' 'is big?' 'i'm leaving' perfectttt line delivery 'nooo no hollander i want to fuck you' WHINY TOP RIGHTS!!! THE WAY SHANE LOOKS AT HIMMMM the bicep hold AUGH. truly sublime kissing throughout. god. it has everything. i'm dazed.

[desscaras-world]

throwing my roselana hollanov role swap au out into the wild. in which svetlana vetrova is a prodigal hockey player who secretly maintains an intricate web of female hockey players she sleeps with and rose landry is the girl-next-door american sweetheart hockey player who got swept into this career after overcorrecting from being a child actor. she thought she broke from the pressures/suffocation of showbiz but because she can’t make a good living playing hockey as a woman she takes so many modelling gigs and sponsorships that she is still held up as an idol/all american girl persona she was trying so hard to escape. she would be so much happier butch.

anyways the tension in the story comes not from the toxic hyper masculine locker room homophobia but rather the pressures on rose to be a wife/“role model” (read: straight, feminine, white) madonna whore complex figure in the american psyche. the other side of the tension is sveta’s great hockey polycule and rose being obsessed with being svetlana’s Special Girl and also svetlana’s obsession with her.

anyways publicly everyone thinks svetlana is dating noted model and bond villain actor ilya rozanov (yes he is typecast) and shane hollander is an ex-OHL player who either got injured or had a mental breakdown because of the intense racism/homophobia in the leagues and works in women’s hockey. he is also rose’s first gay boyfriend, and i think he is to rose what sveta is to ilya in canon, as like a hockey guru.

both rose and sveta have the same misunderstanding that the lesbian sex they’re both regularly having is just a fling/sex thing/fantasy for the other and the other will go back to their real boyfriends/future husband. lesbian comphet is about the expectation for women to be Wife so they’re both yearning like we will never be together For Real because my situationship will marry a man when she goes back to Real Life.

anyways shane is a little bit obsessed with svetlana because of how good she is at hockey and they probably know each other as colleagues and that’s how shane and ilya meet, and ilya is trying to get sveta to leverage her connection to meet with shane so to rose it looks like sveta wants to sleep with shane and ilya’s playboy persona makes it so shane thinks ilya wants to cheat on sveta with rose and ilya is also jealous of shane’s attention on sveta and maybe ilya has a photoshoot with rose that stokes their respective lover’s jealousy and so on and so forth. MESSY MESSY MESSY!!!!!

anyways this does not need to end in a monogamous roselana. sveta deserves her hockey girltoys AND her rose <3

[desscaras-world]

mom said it’s my turn to play dolls. shane hollander is not a a gamer by hobby but rather by necessity of performing locker room masculinity. he’ll buy the new call of duty or battlefield or fps shooter just to play over the offseason with his team or he’ll play the new tarkov wipe when they’re kicked out of playoffs but he’ll get bored sooner rather than later (it’s a once a year thing for him). he’s actually got pretty good mechanics and he’s a sharp player but he’s only as good as how much he actually plays which isn’t a lot. he doesn’t really seek out games to play but if you give him a city builder/resource management game or something crazy like factorio he’ll accidentally sink a couple dozen hours into it and he’ll be so horrified by this that he’ll make the executive decision to delete the game entirely. i think post retirement he might play around with ilya’s game library and discover he really likes grind-heavy games like witcher 3 or terraria or stardew and don’t let him discover the min-max potential of elder scrolls or elden ring. whenever ilya is playing a new game with a grinding component shane will ask to play and he’ll only do the grinding. he’s just sitting on ilya’s ac:nh island fishing. also shane was a final fantasy kid.

ilya would play any game and he actually plays as a hobby too. he’s terrorising cs:go and cod lobbies and when the 20s come around you best believe he’ll follow to valorant. sorry to say but this man was definitely slinging slurs over the headset in the 00s-10s this was a rich white jock surrounded by other jocks i know we want to believe the best in the blorbos but no way was he not saying the r-slur on the reg at some point. he says it in front of shane in the hook-up era and shane flinches and he never says it again. (also firmly believe people keep bringing up old clips of ilya saying homophobic things to try and cancel him. ilya finds it funny). ilya plays anything from long narrative rpgs to fps shooters to variety games. he’ll always play for fun or silliness over effectiveness which leads to shane despairing over how inefficient his build is or how he’s wasting consumables. he discovers puzzle games after realising he likes physical puzzles and spends actual days on baba is you that he has to call shane over and they agonise over it together. he plays sims and makes him and shane and then everyone he knows. he doesn’t have to try very hard to make the centaurs play minecraft and the one time shane logs on he makes them sleep next to each other. unsurprisingly the games he always comes back to are racing games. also he plays fortnite. he was definitely a halo kid.

they play all their horror games together </3

[desscaras-world]

it’s kind of funny that both rose and ilya’s gaydars are based off their hotness and whether other people find them attractive or not