Eerily Accurate Carnival Psychic

Cherry • She/Her • 21

[irlplasticlamb]

but i know you'll take me with you.

prints + merch + c0mm1ss1on info pinned to profile :D

[angeluary]

🎀🩰🪽🪷 - linlinradio's album cover for "disco inferno", fangs created by erjjek on ig

[ilyannarozanova]

"I'm a Shane Hollander apologist" well actually he has nothing to apologize for AND!! even if he did I would stand behind my man 100% ten toes down no matter what

[normal-about-hollanov]

married shane does NOT play about ilya when it comes to the press. he's letting out a decade of pent up 'wheres the fucking translator? what do you fucking MEAN you don't have one?', instant 'rephrase that' to the offending journalist when ilya hesitates over a question, gets into full blown forget-the-media-training arguments when it's implied that ilya is somehow stupid for not speaking perfect english, n switches seamlessly between russian, french, and english to make interviews as easy as possible for ilya. meanwhile ilya is giving him the biggest wettest lover boy eyes n WILL be raw dogging him crazy style the moment its over.

[blanklier]

i think my favorite thing about shane hollander is that he knows that vulnerability is so so so often punished. and yet he goes ahead and tries it with ilya anyway, offers his beating heart out, lets his soft underbelly show and bares his neck, and ilya could bite. he puts his teeth around him. but he doesn't hurt him, not really. and then more and more ilya sees how brave it is and decides that shane gets to see it too.

[cyberglittter]

la figueretti

[plus-size-aesthetics]

[ghksxodh]

[dailychappell]

CHAPPELL ROAN performing at Lollapalooza Brasil (March 21, 2026)

[penseesduncookie]

lily and jane

[uncleromeo]

if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.

[cupidjoy]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CakafeDpboN/

[wtf-is-hockey]

People writing and drawing Shane in Ilya’s jersey but never the reverse. People writing that Boston won a game but never Montreal. People headcanoning Ilya as a body guard but never Shane. I know what you are.

[peachyjude]

so ballsy of shane to be like “that’s not what i asked” when ilya tells him they can’t be something in tampa. he was not fucking around. “that’s not what i asked” like. i’m not letting either of us run from this. i’m not letting your fear take hold. i said “would you want to be, if we could?” if. if in another world, in another life where it wouldn’t jeopardize the lives we’ve built for ourselves, the lives we so tightly cling to, would you be with me? i don’t mean coming out, i mean — would you call me on the phone late at night just to hear my voice? would you call me by name — my real name, in broad daylight, in front of other people? would you spend the precious days of rest you’re allowed each season in my company? would you leave the privacy of this hotel room, your apartment, my apartment, if only to stand beside me at the back of a crowded club, if only for my hand to press against the small of your back when no one else is looking? i’m not asking for forever — i just want more time with you, even if we’re still forced to keep our eyes on the clock. if “something” is all you have to give, i’ll take it, even if it’s just a hypothetical. do you want to be together? i know, that’s not what i asked, but if i did — tell me you’d say yes.

[ashoss]

@sillywillyco and i paired up for oomf's dc art collab this year !! stephcass princess knight yuri who cheered !!!!

tumblr kinda killed it so click for higher quality </3

[ivviannaa]

#myshane loves the pwhl and the pwhl loves him back. in montreal, he would go to every victoire (triomphe?) game that he could given his schedule. he has jerseys and gets wedding invites and the entire roster's numbers in his phone. they adore him and he loves being around people who share his love of hockey without being boisterous dickbags

this leads to a full fledged uprising when shane gets run out of montreal though. they're so pissed off because really?? you got rid of your best player because he's GAY? the victoire no longer even associates with their nhl equivalent. it doesn't exist in their minds. meanwhile ottawa's pwhl team is already best friends with the centaurs and is just excited to have another addition that happens to be shane thee hollander

[rainbow-femme]

I love the idea of Shane being not just good at hockey but good at all sports, to the point where it fascinates and infuriates the other Centaurs

Because what do you mean they went to the batting cages for some silly fun to watch everyone flail at an unfamiliar sport, only for Shane to need three practice swings before figuring out the force and timing needed to start hitting every single pitch? What do you mean he sets the course record at the mini golf place they have the Pike twins birthday at? What do you mean he learned how to play cricket over a long weekend in the UK? What do you MEAN your Canadian ass that grew up on a calm, tiny lake went to visit Rose in LA and just learned to surf from “some guy” one of the days she was busy??

Shane doesn’t get why they all think it’s so crazy. He’s a professional athlete, he’s good at full body and mind control as well as adaptability and hand-eye coordination, and he’s so used to being the best in the world at hockey that he views being mundanely good at anything else as barely noticeable. He argues with Troy over whether he counts as being good at basketball just because he killed them all at the basketball shooting game at a Dave and Buster’s

They all start making bets to see who can find a sport Hollander isn’t good at. Harris is convinced he’ll win with figure skating because Shane’s muscle memory will want to work against him with a technique that’s so similar but also so different, only for Shane to come out of an afternoon learning from his old friend who was at the Olympics with the ability to do simple jumps and spins and is insisting the whole team learn so they can incorporate it into plays. Harris is not allowed to make suggestions after that

Ilya just sits back and lustily watches his husband destroy their friends at volley ball, wrestling, tennis, broom ball, and ultimate frisbee. Shane participates in an all pro athlete Ninja Warrior event to raise money for charity and Ilya can’t watch the clips of Shane flying through the course like a bat out of hell unless he is able to fuck Shane immediately after it ends