#hs classpect

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[bardofhopeclasspecting]

a seer is great at bullshitting about their aspect. they can make anyone believe they know what theyre talking about in a heartbeat. a seer is kinda like a horse, anxiety ridden out the ass and fast in the heat of the moment. the heat of the moment is when they do their best shit. seers can appear well put together, but theyre far more fucked up than you can imagine. the poor people are like that one damn string thats held up by pure fucking stress. hot diggty damn. now, im going to copy paste the canon void thing then piece the rest of this shit together.

 "Those bound to the aspect of Void are the universe's secret-keepers. The unknown doesn't scare them-where others might see emptiness, they see potential. A blank page, an empty canvas, that's what the Void-bound live for. They value mystery and the unexplained, and are not particularly bothered by not having all the answers. Where others might be compelled to go out and seek answers, the Void-bound lean more toward casting doubt on what is already considered fully understood. They don't take much on faith and would rather live in a state of confusion than believe something that might be untrue or bow to intellectual authority. After all, in order for something new to be built, the old, rotting foundation must often be razed. At their best, Void-bound are wise, intuitive, and vibrant. At their worst they can be dismissive, indecisive, and apathetic."

a seer of void can seem like they know all of lifes mysteries, all the answers to every problem that most dont. why? because they keep offering a helping hand. (unlike a seer of light who just pops in at any ungodly time and gives their unasked for opinion on the matter the opinion is always wrong.) this seer is kind, parent like almost. void players are caring and loyal to a fault, so this seer is utilizing their aspect given faults to properly aid their teammates.  this seer is great at solving interpersonal puzzles. sammy and sally having a little squabble? get the seer of void to talk with at least one of em and youll have a good game plan in the making and the whole thing will be right as fucking rain in a day or two. this seer avoids all of their own problems (in a completely void move, just ducking away from any problems and doing anything to avert attention elsewhere) by searching for other people to help. some may argue that this search to "help" is completely selfish, but its geniune. the seer geniunely wants to help others. just at theyre own expense. deep personal issues are the underlying problem. self esteem this, low self worth that. im not going to get too into that right now.

[multiclasspecting-archived]

✨Introduction✨

hello everyone!! my name is jokingmaiden, and i’ll be your guide in the wonderful world of multiclasspecting, along with my darling matesprit and genius confidant, gasmaskbanjo!

the idea behind this was because both of us were struggling to classpect ourselves. we related too much to more than one class/aspect, so i opened up a chart and started fusing the classes. he hopped on board and we did the aspects together, with the addition of him designing some of the outfits/symbols!

once we set up the foundation, we’ll be taking requests for describing a specific multiclasspect’s mundane attributes and powers. thank you for reading; we look forward to helping you find just the right classpect!!

- mod of Chance

[bardofhopeclasspecting]

rogues arent sure of themself when it comes to their aspect they dont trust themself when someone comes to them wanting help with it rogues steal their aspect from themself and hand it off to others, typically friends who they see as more deserving (nearly all the friends they see as more deserving of their aspect than them)  theyre also great cheerleaders who constantly push their friends to go and achieve a rogue is very loyal to their friends and they make friends with pretty much anyone they possibly can (name a single person roxy didnt try to make friends with. name a single person nepeta didnt try to make friends with)(caliborn and eridan respectively because they were completely creepy to them. literally, its hard to get on their bad side. it takes a lot)

hope is an aspect based on belief and faith it tends to be about loving and supporting others when they need someone to have Hope in them hope often tends to rely on religion, a real Cheerleader aspect when ya get down to it now, a rogue of hope is someone who steals hope from themself and gives it to others spreads that shit to people they see as more deserving of it because thats just what they do theyre awful about being pessimistic about themself but once a friend starts to be hard on themself, oh hell fuck nah, they on them like white on rice  telling them all the shit they good at and doing it in the way like "listen, you can do all this shit and look at my potato ass in the typical 2013 tumblr era compliment way i can see them falling for those awful cheesy pick up lines that were big  that go like   op: omg, im such trash hahahah commenter 1: i was always told to take out the trash ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) commenter 2: whEn dIIIID  TUMLRBs GET SO smOoTH  and theyre the second commenter, like hate to break it to ya but alk;fsdj they can come off as naive, but they have good intentions and want the best they wouldnt dare do anything bad, good god no they wouldnt theyre too conscious of what theyre doing to dare hurt someone

theyre super trusting and constantly drop i love yous and shit of that nature, probably will make some people uncomfortable but others will find it infectious and will be rolling right with itthey seem to relax easily but are constantly high strung to fuck and back and when i say high strung i mean tighter than a fucking guitar string thats about to snap if you try and touch it they get their hope from others by the pure overflow from all that they give because they give so much to others and its so damn infectious

thats how they get their kicks they just live for the thrill of giving and not getting when someone flips the tables and they recieve something, good god theyre at a loss like a complete loss and just How Do I Compute Thisa big Disconnect from the brain to the body because theyre so unused to it because a) no one ever thinks "hey, this person whos constantly giving doesnt ever get" and b) they just refuse any gift of hope they may be offered

theyre challenge is to learn to accept that its okay for them to accept hope and keep it for themself and to also find a way to received hope that isnt just from pure overflow, like yeah, its nice to get the overflow, but still someone giving you the gift cause they had you mind is something completely different

[bardofhopeclasspecting]

analysis of a sylph of rage? thanks!

sylphs tend to be meddlers, whether for better or worse, but they always do what they see is best. they love to educate people on their aspect, tell/show them the correct thing about their aspect. they can be great teachers in this respect. or just absolute know it all assholes who you just want to shut up and wanna deck because all they do is talk down to you (the duality of the sylph).since we have a canon explanation of the aspects, im going to copy/paste it. “Those bound to the aspect of Rage are bringers of chaos. They posses great contempt for lies or false ideas, including the stability that false ideas can impart. To them, the true is far more important than the good; they would tear down a system just to destabilize it if, by their reckoning, it is built on faulty premises. Often the Rage-bound prefer anarchy to any of the alternate forms of civilization, which they believe to be riddled with lies and foolishness and obedient masses. They are bringers of confusion and doubt, and they can be frustratingly difficult to convince otherwise when they have attached themselves to an idea. If they sound dangerous, they are. The Rage-bound tend to be most volatile and unpredictable of the aspects. At their best they are original, revolutionary, and fearless. At their worst they are cruel, uncompromising, and vicious.“

this sylph is very blunt when they see someone doing something wrong. they aint afraid to go “nuhuh, honey. sweatie. dumbass. fucking dipshit. you dont swing a sword like trying to shove a fork in an electric socket. you do it like this.”  then they proceed to show the ‘proper’ way to do it. it may not be the Right way, but its their way and theyll be da mn ed if they dont believe its right. 

the sylph of rage is the kind to say sweatie unironically. theyre very creative with insults as they try to push someone to do better. imagine one of those coaches whos always calling all the players all sorts of disgusting shit to try and get them to do better. thats the sylph of rage. they believe in “tough love.” they believe in it to a fault.

before you go and say “oh my god, theyre abusive!!1!” or “why are you painting htem to BE abusive1!!!!!11!” this is just one aspect of them. and there are people who actively sign up for shit like this and know full and well what they getting into. yeah, a ton may not like em, but some actually thrive off of that form of tough love. 

the challenge for a sylph of rage is to learn to lighten the fuck up because the vast majority of people aint equipped to handle all that shit in the hopes of improving whatever skill. 

[bardofhopeclasspecting]

Can you analyze a Seer of Time?

due to popular demand, time to get not only cracking, but crackalackin, laskdfj. 

alright, the basics. seers are impatient, always wanting to jump right in on knowing what the fuck shit means right in that instant, when that just aint how shit goes. everything demands patience. and lots of it. they start off l o o k i n g like they know what all their aspect is about, but they know jack of shit bout fuck in regards to it. theyre just riding by the seat of their pants and spouting the first horseshit that comes to mind if we being honest here, and we are. time is about patterns, white noise, music, repetition, predictability. endings, destiny, fate, and all sorts of other mystical mumbo jumbo about death ties into time too. the general aesthetic for time is Red, warm colors and mechanical stuff. probably just me being a time player, but i find it soothing. time also is about keeping some sort of cool exterior. just managing to stay calm under pressure, ya know?

now, a seer of time starts off their journey through life acting like they know EVERYTHING about death, the afterlife, patterns, music, predictability, endings, whatever it is that fits into their theme and time’s, they are acting like the absolute S H I T. in reality, they the biggest dumbass to have ever walked the planet and tried to explain a thing. “hahahahahha, YEAH I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE. CAUSE, FUCKIN UH YOU SEE...” then they go on a five hour long rant about how when you die, youre born again but this time youre shat out of a build a bear stuffing machine and take on a life in a toy story movie. this seer is so fucking good with words, that you actually leave believing them though. why? because time has that effect on people. time is the aspect of bullshit extraordinaire, i say as i have a blog dedicated to bullshitting godtier stuff. 

this seer h a t es having to go through the process of actually learning what the afterlife is like because a) theyre crackpot theories will be proved wrong undoubtedly and b) that shit sounds horrifying. you know how people get to the afterlife right? they fucking DIE, BITCH. of course, this is just one example. say were talking about what makes a good song and the hypothesis was “get a tambourine and hold it as close to a goat as you can while you record and wait til its ready to burp then go fucking nuts and tambourine your heart out.” but now, this guys gotta learn how to ac tu a lly make music? hell nah. that shit takes effort and actual talent. too much work for this seers lazy, absurdist ass. 

once all this battle finally gets done though, theyre fucking ridiculously smart and can dumb anything down to layman’s terms in an instant. like, hol y fuc,k bro. have you ever had a really good doctor who can go from talking complete gibberish with another doctor one sec then dumb it down to actual english the next so you can understand it? thats what the seer of time is capable of when fully realized. it takes work because theyre stubborn. theyre down to earth as hell and that chill exterior is what helps them make up hilarious similes and metaphors that makes riddles understandable. 

now, in a session, a seer of time would start off getting everyone killed left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical, not to mention any other way i fucking missed. all because they took their bullshitting game too far and didnt realize people would actually listen to their advice and jump off a cliff with the idea of it distracting all their enemies in one swoop and saving the session. yall better get everyone godtier fast or else you guys shit out of fucking luck and the game is dead. once the uphill battle is done that i mentioned above, you guys will have someone who can solve all the riddles the sprites come up with, all the shit the denizens say, out shit any game construct in an instant because this guy has the riddle solving skills of every great genius in all of history times ten. 

as for interpersonal stuff, most would probably get a kick out of them at first because i mean, some of the stuff they say is funny, but after awhile, it gets tiring hearing the compulsive lying they constantly do to keep up appearances. people would wonder “is this guy making this up or are they just rea lly this fucking stupid?” and youd have someone whod hit the nail right on the head with “its probably both, man.”

[bardofhopeclasspecting]

could you do an analysis for an heir of heart, pretty please? 💖

yep! sorry about the wait, ive been having a Fuck with life recently, my buddy. 

heirs start off needing guidance in their aspect, then they can become the literal embodiment of it and push it to its limits. heart is all about emotion (both good and bad), bias, along with a dash of identity issues that can delve into a crisis very quickly because emotion.

heirs are typically dumbasses (john and equius). said dumbassery is usually rooted in their unconscious draw to their aspect, so an heir of heart would be so caught up in the emotions of the things around them in the moment, that they miss the factual evidence around them, miss things that seem painstakingly obvious but just arent heart related. theyll try their damnedest to be there for you no matter what. they can pick up on emotions in the air, but wont be able to figure out why the emotion is there. theyll be wanting to empathize with everyone, no matter how bad the person, so theyll need someone to hold them back at times. someone to say, “yo dumbass this guy literally wants to bash our mutual pals head in so you shouldnt take the bait that is him talking about unresolved mommy issues” because that heir of heart will already be rolling up their sleeves, putting on their Therapist Glasses, and prepping their “Go On” face. 

this heir is a very good empath, needless to say. they wouldnt be privy to fighting, but they want to be on the front lines. their offense would be more tearing down the enemies emotional defenses because “there must be something deep down thats causing this, and i want to stop it so it never happens again,” but to get to that point itll be an uphill battle for them to realize not everyone is naturally good and can be good again. some people are just born evil. some people enjoy being evil. not everyone can be saved. not everyone wants to be saved. 

picture this, your team is in the middle of the Big Fight with the biggest god damn monster you ever fucking SEEN and everyone is scared shitless. oh look, one of your buddies literally just pissed themself cause holy fuck this-this THING is three stories tall! and it told me my mother sucks cock in hell! cough cough the exorcist ref cough and then your heir of heart gets a funny look on their face that you know means their gears are turning. the heir has an idea of what might be behind that cliched insult, so they ask the question of why that came to mind. within ten minutes, this dumbass is patting the monsters back as it cries about how its mother demonized sex and they have an intense fear of it because of that. 

the fighting style for this heir is none violence with left “lets find out what your beef is.” 

[bardofhopeclasspecting]

The classpect analysis of prince of space?

alright, lets start with the basis of the class and the aspect.

prince: a person who actively destroys their aspect, actively destroys through their aspect

space: creation, care, over all motherlyness

princes tend to mimic their opposite aspect, so this prince would act much like a time player what with meticulous planning and focus on the past, present, and future, and over all destruction. they take the destruction to a whole new level. this prince is constantly looking over someones past and present while looking for the best time to strike. the ultimate revenge seeker. i would not want to piss this dude off because i know they would be going through my blog archive all the way back to 2012 to find all the places to hit where im weak. they would make me afraid to create because they may use that against me. who knows what this guy may misconstrue from a simple meme?  they are very no nonsense. everything must be serious in their presence. everything is so planned that its bound to fall in on itself from over-complication.  it is their way or the highway.

they have many ideas of what fate and destiny are, and will not budge on those ideas. their way or the highway. their beliefs are right. the prince may even go so far as to destroy any evidence of a contrary belief. likely, this person wont have a concept of other peoples boundaries. if its okay with the prince, it should be okay with everyone else. all those who have more boundaries are just being over sensitive. they may be an art or movie critic. the most ruthless critic of them all. theyre the kind that everyone hates. “this guy hates anything they see, so dont take it to heart. theyre just an asshole.” 

at their worst, they are unforgiving, rude, stubborn, straight up pains who really fuck with others self worth. 

the princes challenge is to not be so focused on the ending of everything. sometimes you just have to enjoy things as they are right now. not everything is black and white. 

having said all this, they arent always on the wrong side of something. they can be good friends who will fight for you well past the bitter end. likely an evil alignment. lawful evil seems like a good way of saying it. 

the inverse is a bard of time which you can find an analysis on here!

thank you for the ask and sorry about the wait!