#hu fans

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Jordon: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. I will not yield.

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George: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Jordon: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Dylan: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Jorel: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Danny: What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

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George: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Dylan: Even better!

George: What the fuck did you-

Dylan: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Heniffer.

George: *leaves bus through window*

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Jordon: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

George: I’m worried about you.

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George: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Jordon: Apparently, we're not.

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Danny: I don’t mean to be rude— George: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

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*Charlie writing a letter*

Charlie, reading out loud as he writes: Dear Santa, I am writing to you to tell you that I have been naughty this year... and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard.

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Jorel: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos everyday I think my body will shut down...