#huangye

[alsheon]

Huang Shaotian, stumbling over with bloodied armor: I need your help. By God, I need your help! Protect the holy land!

Ye Xiu, literally named as Battle God outside any religion and literally had created a cult: but I'm a heretic.

Huang Shaotian: Doesn't matter! Just protect the Holy Land!

Ye Xiu: Sigh, okay.

[tableplate]

[alsheon]

Troubling Rain: Can I buy you a drink?

One Autumn Leaf: Sure, but I have a boyfriend.

Troubling Rain, narrowing his eyes as he counts his money: He can only get something small then.

Later

Autumn Tree, looking at the small orange juice box: The hell you buy me this for?

[alsheon]

Pick-up lines

So, this one is from someone on twitter or instagram, she got flirted at by a lit student and... I translated it. Hope it didn’t get lost in English.

Imagine your OTP

Person A: Do you know Figure of speech Pleonasm?

Person B: No?

A: Figure of speech pleonasm  It is a rhetorical device that can be defined as the use of two or more words (a phrase) to express an idea. These words are redundant and viewed as unnecessary.

B: Okay?

A: Adding details to something obvious is also the easy way to phrase it. Such as, “Burning fire” “True fact” “You’re beautiful”. In such case, the sentence became too redundant, because fire is obviously burning, fact is obviously true, and You are obviously beautiful.

B: *Trying so hard to think and not to blush* *Trying to stay cool* I see, let me analyze it first.

[alsheon]

Cold weather and God-tier pros

Han Wenqing: You’re so stupid *Gives his coat over with a toss*

Wang Jiexi: Here, take this *Gently coiling his scarf over*

Yu Wenzhou: You wear this, I don’t want your beautiful hands to be cold *Hands over his wool gloves*

Zhou Zekai: *Silently transferred his beanie over*

Huang Shaotian, spreading his hands with a grin: You can always take the warmth from me!

Ye Xiu, all warm: Thanks guys.

[alsheon]

What I wanted to happen

After helping Ye Xiu for setting up the impossible record.

Huang Shaotian, getting ready to leave: Well, it’s nice meeting you again Old Ye. Even though I can’t get my PKPK, but I’ll wait for you to come back. Just call me if you need anything!

Ye Xiu: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Huang Shaotian, blinks: Oh yeah *Kisses Ye Xiu’s cheek and runs off*

Ye Xiu: NO! I meant the bill! Pay your damn bill! Damn, who the fuck raised you?!

[alsheon]

Not meant to

Huang Shaotian: Have you ever like, losing your control over your mouth, with your brain unable to filter what you wanted to say and ended up saying f*cked up things which offended everybody?

Ye Xiu: I have. But in my case, my hands being too fast, ended up typing many things that somehow offend many people.

Huang Shaotian:

Ye Xiu: I know right?

[alsheon]

Huang Shaotian and Ye Xiu is a pair of lovers

Huang Shaotian: Is there any part of me you're unsatisfied with? Ye Xiu: *Starts pondering seriously* Huang Shaotian: *Instantly become angry* You still need to think?! As expected you're unsatisfied after all! Ye Xiu: ………… Didn't you ask? Huang Shaotian: You Shouldn't even need to think about it, hmph! Ye Xiu: *Proceeds to ignore Huang Shaotian to the next week*