#human garbage disposal

[karizard-ao3]

Eren eats at a French restaurant and afterwards goes to a McDonald's to have “real dinner” because he's still hungry

100% 😂 And he thinks the food at McDonald's tastes better, too

[karizard-ao3]

A few days ago i sent an ask about how 19yo Eren would eat anything but now i realize i was wrong. He'd never eat anything fancy. He looks at anything French like uuuuhhhhh

I feel like he'd eat it, but he'd eat it the same way he'd eat a pizza roll. Like, if you served him a canapé with caviar or shaved truffles or foie gras or whatever (I don't know because I'm also not fancy), he'd be like, "oh, cool. Thanks" and pop it in his mouth while he watched something on his phone, and barely chew it before swallowing. He would chug a $300 bottle of wine like it was a 40oz. He would put hot sauce on a precisely prepared, perfectly seasoned meal at a high end restaurant, and he probably brought the hot sauce from home.

[antvnger]

Why do I feel like you're a human garbage disposal?

Hey, I’m a great cook and my taste buds enjoy awesome flavors, thank you very much. I’m not a college kid on a budget anymore.

I won’t just eat anything. I’m Ant-Man, not Goat-Man.

[thethcministry]

[diamonddeposits]

DEBUT OF THE WEEK

UR MONARCH- HUMAN GARBAGE DISPOSAL (SCOOTER)

Osterøy ‘s very own singer songwriter UR MONARCH (avatar of  Tomine Berge) debuts with Human Garbage Disposal (Scooter), a confident  call out to all those in the artist’s life that she felt were treating her like trash,  The track our Debut of the Week was officially released via GEMS. Check it out above!

[devilsproponent]

This is me so much

[lainexox]

I'm not sure I should get ice cream now that I've eaten a kilo of pasta. But maybe it would help the pasta go down?

[lainexox]

Life is an endurance challenge. Also life is a bowl of pasta. What I'm saying is, I can totally eat this entire box of pasta