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Optical resolution in simulator two can be increased by 63% with orthogonal multiplexing. I offer my best wishes to the Finn family. (click for better quality !)

[biggayspacemood]

Here’s a random merman Isaac

[auxiliarydetective]

I made some The Orville memes...

[idonthaveanaccent]

Humans are Weird Archive

This is essentially a mega-post filled with the different posts I’ve written or been asked to write for the Humans are Weird tag.

If you ever need help finding something of mine pertaining to the Humans are Weird tag, you can find it here.

Main Story Line

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Random Posts/Asks

Surprise Birthday Party

Mental Issues

Physical/Verbal Brutality

Nuclear Warfare

Adrenaline

True Love

Favorite Movies

Child on Board

Extreme Lengths We Go For Revenge

Addiction

Sickness

Toxic Emotions

Paint Ball

Oh Brother

Orbit 7 Branch

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

2006 

Part 1

Part 2

2007

More will be added on, but for now that is all I have written!

Hope this can help you out!

[auxiliarydetective]

Whump-/Flufftober - Day 7: Meddling Friends

“Oh gosh, I barely remember my graduation dance”, Gordon said, letting his head fall back.

“Because you were drunk?”, John smirked.

Gordon hesitated for a few seconds, letting everyone know the answer. Ed, Kelly, John, Gordon and Raevyn sat gathered around a table, sharing drinks and exchanging stories.

“... Yes. A little. Someone spiked the punch.”

“‘Someone’?”, Raevyn repeated. “Don’t you think you might, coincidentally, by any chance, have been involved?”

“He was”, Kelly confirmed.

“I saw him do it”, Ed said, taking a sip of his drink.

“Anyway”, Gordon continued. “All I remember is that I tried flirting with lots of people and failed. Every. Single. Time.”

“Shocker”, Kelly said sarcastically. “Flirting while drunk is a stupid idea, even for you.

John put his arm around Raevyn’s shoulders and shook her encouragingly. “But I bet Raven here had a date to the dance, got asked by at least four other people and still remembers everything”, he said.

The others agreed almost immediately. Raevyn sighed and shook her head.

“I’ll have to disappoint you.”

Ed choked on his drink.

“You didn’t have a date?!”, Gordon asked incredulously.

“I did”, Raevyn corrected. “In a way. But I didn’t go to the dance.”

“Why?”, Kelly asked.

“I was appointed to a ship even before I officially graduated. That ship surprisingly left the night before the dance. I didn’t get to attend the dance. My boyfriend broke up with me right after.”

Silence swept over the room. Quickly, Raevyn finished her drink and got up.

“I’d better go to bed. I have the night shift tomorrow.”

Raevyn sat in her quarters, taking off her uniform jacket and shoes. Gordon was supposed to come by her quarters any minute now, but that didn’t stop her from getting changed. After all, she could simply speed up the process to a matter of a split second using her earpiece. He had asked her at lunch if he could see her in the dress she had intended to wear for the dance. Since its synthesis data had, at one point, been saved on her earpiece, she still had it. Not it was saved to the earpiece once again. But Gordon was taking his time. His shift was long-since over. With a sigh, Raevyn put on her shinyok socks. Shoes… What a weird thing to wear. So restricting.

Suddenly, her communicator beeped.

“Mercer to Raven.”

Raevyn bent over backwards and answered.

“Raevyn here, what’s wrong?”

“Report to Environmental Simulator 1. We need your individual expertise.”

“Alright, I’m on my way. Raevyn out.”

Raevyn got up and started walking over to the simulator. What was wrong this time? Why would they need her specifically. Nothing in the simulator could need telepathic attention and anything electrical would be best looked at by an engineer. If it was gravely important, John specifically. Still, an order was an order. You never really had free time as a senior officer on this ship…

When she got to the simulator, there was nobody there. So, she entered… and was struck by the warm glow of a sunset and the dancing of fairy lights. Music filled the air. The entire bridge crew stood gathered around the entrance, smiling at her warmly. They were wearing suits and dresses, matching the environment they were in. Isaac had changed into his human form and even managed to smile.

“I… I don’t understand”, Raevyn said confusedly.

“Welcome to your graduation dance”, Kelly said kindly. She was wearing a beautiful red dress with basic, yet beautiful jewelry.

Raevyn was speechless. She looked from person to person, trying to find some clue that this was not reality and she needed to return.

“But aren’t you missing something?”, John asked with a smirk.

“A… a date?”, Raevyn stammered.

“Nah, that’s not it. Think again.”

“The dress!”, Gordon said, an excited glow in his eyes. “You have it with you, don’t you? You promised.”

Raevyn’s cheeks started glowing. Swiftly, she ran her fingers across her earpiece, a bright glow engulfed her. When she emerged from it her again, she was clothed in a gown of lovely purple silk with chiffon drapes to shield her from the sun. Delicate silver jewelry sparkled all across her body. Gordon forgot to breathe for a moment, as the others cheered.

The simulation was beautiful. A perfect recreation of what Raevyn had imagined her dance to look like. She even recognized the faces of classmates in the crowd at the sides or on the dance floor. At first, she only stood and watched, enjoying some real punch with the others at the sidelines. Then, the music changed and a most peculiar sight revealed itself to her. The people on the dance floor switched to a much calmer form of movement, matching the song. They stood close together, their hands on each other’s shoulders and waists, going in circles.

“What are they doing?”, Raevyn asked her crewmates.

“Dancing”, Ed said.

“It’s a more traditional human dance called waltz, or slow waltz”, Claire explained. “Haven’t you heard of it?”

“No, never.”

“That’s just said”, John said, shaking his head as he drank. “Were all your human exes douchebags?”

“Maybe. They never danced with me. Not like that. If anything, we went to a club so they could show me off.”

“Well, if I would have been there, I-”, Gordon said, but was cut off.

“You’re here now. Can you dance?”

“I’m not really good at it-”

“That was not the question”, Isaac reminded him.

“Wh- I-”

“Come on, don’t be shy”, Raevyn said with a smile. “I’m a telepath, remember? As long as you have the right intention, you can’t do anything wrong.”

“I don’t know…”

“It would be rude to decline”, Bortus told him sternly.

Finally, John grabbed Gordon by the arm.

“I can’t watch this, dude. - Raven, your hand please.”

Amused and confused at the same time, Raevyn gave him her hand. John put her hand in Gordon’s and then pushed them out onto the dance floor. By now, Gordon’s entire face was glowing a bright red. Meanwhile, Raevyn was patiently waiting, her cheeks glowing softly.

“So… What do I do?”, she asked, carefully trying to imitate the position the dancing couples around them were in.

“I… uh…”

Gordon hovered his hand over Raevyn’s waist. It was not touching her that was the problem. He had touched her before. Even her skin. Made a habit out of trying to be as close to her as possible - and it even seemed to him as if she was mirroring this habit. But touching her there had never once crossed his mind. Raevyn took his hand and gently placed it on her waist, looking up into his warm brown eyes. As Gordon still struggled to find the correct words to explain, she started to slowly dance, following the movements Gordon was trying to teach her to do but could not figure out how to. All he had was the picture in his mind of what it was supposed to look like. Raevyn took this exact picture and turned it into reality. Soon, they were moving together and everything around them started to disappear. Gordon was a nervous mess and almost forgot how to move on multiple occasions, but Raevyn kept up their bond, giving him confidence and adapting to any odd move he might make by mistake. It was far from a real dancing lesson, but nonetheless the best one she could have imagined. Way better than her graduation dance could ever have been.

[neverwholelahey]

Why are you puking anyways ? Too much mistletoe for the Christmas season ?

That's between me and Stiles. What does mistletoe have to do with anything?