HUMANS 3x01
(SPOILERS AHEAD)
aight so, first of all, the FUCK
we been knew humans 3 was gonna be a lot darker than the previous 2 seasons because obviously, all the synths have feelings now and are no longer humans’ slaves. but jesus christ, i was not expecting that.
i deadass thought they were gonna kill astrid when that bar blew up and i was ready to fight but honestly? channel 4 are woke baes. kings/queens of destroying the bury your gays trope!
astrid and niska hanging out in a synth-friendly bar? i love domestic lesbians
i’m kind of glad that laura and joe split up because joe was a whole bag of dicks, even though it’s not great for mattie, toby and sophie, it’s still for the best
i’m still bitter about pete fuck u
where is my son fred? i thought they were gonna bring him back this season? i miss him
the orange eyes are a whole new level of creepy and i don’t trust them
i’m glad karen is taking care of sam it’s pure and adorable i support 100%
i kind of miss athena even tho she’s not relevant anymore lol
can i just say how MAD i am about flash? she was too pure, sweet and kind for this bullshit and they shouldn’t have even TOUCHED her
sooo now mattie is feelin all this depression, guilt and self-loathing which is relatable tbh but she deserves better
sophie punching a kid who was chatting shit about her parents? i’m here for it. sophie hawkins murder child protection squad
leo’s in a coma now and still recovering from that trash can hester’s screwdriver stab... smh i’m glad niska fucking killed her
another thing: where the FUCK was odi????? so he straight up saves the hawkinses from that evil hacked maintenance synth and y’all are just gonna not put him in season 3? the disrespect
listen i’ve seen all of channel 4’s “we are people” promotional videos and i have to say that claudia nowak woman got on every single one of my nerves in the first episode someone please yeet her into the nearest trash can










