#humanstuck headcanon

[vivyainou]

WOAH humanstuck Kanaya be upon ye

Drew this last night at the request of my cousin, haven’t drawn on my iPad in five million years so this was fun!

Close up of her face below because I love how it turned out

[palluniskillas]

Ideas for my 2009's humanstuck au:

• Nepeta, Sollux, Karkat and Terezi are close friends.(Karkat is their internet friend in common because he lives in Argentina and they live in the US).

• Nepeta is an otaku and fan of warriorcats, likes to rp with terezi and Feferi. Likes to draw and animate in her nintendo ds.

• Sollux is a computer wizard, a huge gamer (mostly plays Cod) and likes to spite Karkat and his gamer skills. He is a sarcastic king and charges people $20 to fix their computers.

• Sometimes Sollux pirates Nep's favorite animes for her and they watch them together.

• Terezi is blind in this au. She likes candy. A LOT(the reason why she wears braces) specially those cherry jelly gummies. She likes 90's fashion and watching dragon tales (couldn't be more proud about this fact)

• Feferi is a huge fan of everything sea related (coughmermaidscough). Attends to swimming lessons along with Eridan. Has a plethora of mermaid swimming tails. She also likes to take care of her fish pets, sometimes a little too much.

• Fef's mother is kind of absent, her big sister, Meenah, too. So the staff in her mansion take most care of her. Nonetheless, she always has a good spirit, even if she feels somewhat alone.

• Eridan is the typical snobby teen with straight A's and a rich family (which might be the reason for the A's). He often goes to parties with his "friends" in the academy, but really the only friend he has and understands him is Feferi. He often feels alone because his father leaves for business trips, leaving him with his excuse of an older brother.

• Eridan likes and owns all of the Harry Potter Saga (at the moment) but prefers not to nerd out in fear of rejection (only nerds out to Feferi). He is also an avid fan of greek history and mythology.

• Tavros (who is a pokémon encyclopedia) is close friends with Aradia, sometimes they trade pokémon cards and have a few matches. His family immigrated from Spain to Argentina.

• Tavros is best friends with Gamzee, they hang out often and have rap jam sessions with basic rap beats coming out of Tav's family computer.

• Gamzee is...you know how Gamzee is. He likes Porta and ICP, sometimes he ends up at the hospital for drinking too much soda. Likes drawing and making tye-dye tshirts. His father owns a huge furniture store but most people in town think the store is just a facade to hide more..criminal matters.

• Karkat sometimes hangs with Gamzee, but he's more close with Kanaya and Ter. He likes programming and playing Cod, but not as much as watching the pirated romcom cds he hides under his matress with Kan.

• Karkat also has a slight obsession with the telenovelas his dad watches(coughMaríaladelbarriocough), which are the same ones Kankri criticises for being too problematic.

• Kanaya attends a catholic school her mom is a teacher in with Karkat and Rose. She likes to buy fashion magazines and tries to copy the models with the patterns they provide. Has a small academic rivalry with Rose Lalonde, but there's also some sparks there.

• Aradia lives in the same neighbourhood as Karkat and Tavros, and is internet friends with Sollux, who she met on club penguin a few years ago. She is more of an outgoing kid, and is not often seen inside her house unless she is initiating an excavation in her backyard in search for bones. Any kind of bones.

• Aradia is also internet friends with Nepeta and Terezi (they talk sometimes in skype) they're planning to one day meet up in the future and play dnd together, with their new addition to the group, Vriska.

• Vriska lives in the US in Equius' neighborhood. She has been Terezi's friend on and off, because of differences between eachother. She also met Tavros on the online game "8 ball pool" and tries to teach him how to ace pool like her.

• Vriska is kind of the problem child in her school, a punk at heart. She skips school often and disrespects authorities. Nobody but Ter knows the reason behind this jealousy towards her older, more successful sister, Aranea (and perhaps some neglecting from her mother too).

• Vriska likes fantasy books (often where the hero is NOT weak and is VERY awesome) and likes to imagine herself in those worlds as a form of escapism. She also likes Avril Lavigne and has a pet spider, which is very demanding when it comes to food.

• Equius is the quiet but kind kid..if not a little weird. His family proudly owns a robotics company his father initiated in the 90's, Equius is the nervous heir in line.

• He is very close friends with Nepeta, to the point of having grown together. They have a small tradition of celebrating eachother's birthdays with a tea party. Nepeta likes her tea without milk, Equius prefers more milk than tea.

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Aradia Megido

She her

15

Bi

Vietnamese

Mom works as a house cleaner, her sister works at a nightclub (as a bartender)

Lives in an old apartment, is next door neighbors with Dave.

Likes true crime and collects dead things in jars to keep in her room

Keeps crystal jewellry, wiccan.

Watches buzzfeed unsolved

Tavros Nitram

He him

15

Questionjng

Hispanjc

Suffers from social anxiety, due to be being bullied by vriska and terezi

Has prosthetic legs from the knee down (born with it)

Lives on a farm and helps feed animals

Really bad stutter

Arachnophobic

Sollux Captor

He him

16

Straight

White

Eboy chad mix

Hacker wannabe, internally homophobic

Math and computer club, as well as soccer team

Heterochromia

Will cut a bitch

Constantly annoyed

Slight lisp

Karkat Vantas

He him

16

Pan

Trans

Half black half mexican

Hopeless romantic

Insomniac, lives on coffee

Crushes fluxuates between Dave and Terezi

Writes bad fanfiction on wattpad

Swearing is his main personality trait

Struggles with depression

His brother keeps him and their hosue stable, as well as extra money from the Maryams as their dad was deported and killed in a riot

Nepeta Leijon

She her

15

Straight

Trans

1/4 native american 3/4 white

Writes fanfic about her friends on ao3

Anime and computer club

Makes art and posts it on TikTok

Huge crush on Karkat

Covered in cat scratches

Pokemon fan with tavros

Passes sometimes, but she get super insecure about it

Kanaya Maryam

16

She her

Lesbian

Indian

Wants to be a fashion designer

Works at the local lumber yard

Still a die hard twilight fan...

Her sister dyes her hair for her

Keeps a small garden at home

Her mom runs a daycare

Karkats bestfriend, good with relationship advice except for when jts about her own relationships

Terezi Pyrope

She her

15

Biromantic Asexual

Blind

Scene kid in middle school, egirl now

Still keeps her bracelets though

Debate team

Paints alot, and an avid Animal crossing mayor

Has 2 pet lizards

Her mom is a lawyer

Sister works at a skate shop with her boyfriend

Vriska Serket

She her

16

Bi (leaning towards girls)

Local bully

Dyed blonde hair

Dnd god who plays by her own rules

Kanayas ex girlfriend

Minor gambling issue

Sister works at the library

Soccer team, plays right wing

Equius Zahhak

He him

16

Straight

Black

Dad owns a mechanic shop, and he helps and works there too

Anime and robotics club

Kind of homophobic but supports Nep and beats the shit out of her bullies

Crushing heavy in aradia

Goes to gamzees church

Vriska's neighbor

Gamzee Makara

He him

16

Definitelt straight yes sir no gays allowed

Dad is the head priest of the church

Devored christian

Cooking club, helps at Jane's popop's bakery.

"Good friends" with Tavros

Hates vriska with a passion

Circus appreciation

Eridan Ampora

He him

15

Trans

Bi

Swimming team

Works with Kanayas sister, Porrim

Dad works under Feferi's mom

Best friends with Fef and hopelessly in love with her

Calls sollux a simp

Dyes his own hair

Never wears tshirts

Kind of a narcisist

Feferi Peixes

She her

15

Bi curious

Mom is mayor

Decently rich

Swimming team captain

Also on cheer squad

Works at the vet, takes in all kinds of stray animals

Kind of selfish

Crushing on sollux despite him breaking her heart over and over

[abohumanstuck]

Education

In this verse, omegas present at 14/15 and alphas present at 13/14 (generally, it can happen a lot later or earlier). Nobody is sure about betas, they just realise they’ve presented when their ability to smell other scents gets stronger.

Because of these ages, education can be and is affected by how people present. In the UK, this means everyone does GCSEs, which are taken at age 15/16, and then after that they must choose between college and a-levels.

(I am afraid I have literally no knowledge on how education works outside of the UK. So this will be focused on that.)

A-levels are essentially viewed as a ‘proper’ education, and both betas and alphas are expected to do this so that they can get good jobs in the future. Omegas will sometimes do this as well, and often actually perform better than everyone else, as they are quite intelligent, despite the other dynamics saying otherwise.

College is mainly for omegas and sometimes beta females, as courses such as cooking and childcare and general life skills are available. College isn’t even available to alphas, as it’s not good enough for them as an education. Being caring is not considered a trait alphas need.

Because of this separation, if someone hasn’t presented by the end of their GCSEs, they will generally go to sixth form to do a-levels, unless it is very likely they will present omega, or if they’re doing badly in school anyway.

University is mainly alphas, a few betas and very few omegas, who are often berated for not being a good omega and having children. These omegas will often get prescribed suppressants, so that their education isn’t disturbed by heats, and they can often pass as betas, even if they are a bit short. Omegas can’t be prescribed suppressants until a year after presenting, due to health reasons and letting their hormones balance, generally this isn’t an issue, but for late presenting omegas, who are often the ones most likely to take this education route, as they will have been doing a-levels as if they were an alpha, and are often from high families, this lack of suppressants can present issues, especially if they aren’t bonded.

[vivyainou]

Uuuhh Caliborn and Calliope human designs be upon ye !!!

Got the idea for Caliborns design and couldnt get it out of my head so I drew them :)

I’m rather proud of how they turned out, Calliope looks so sweet and Caliborn looks like he barks at people which is the exact vibes I was going for

I don’t have any hcs for them like I did last post but uuuuuh idk maybe Caliborn plays card games and is horrendously bad at all of them and Calliope plays the violin :)

[milf-n-dilf-dippin-dots]

humanstuck rufioh: rufio from Hook

[pabro-picasso]

ok my bro heres human aradia and damara

so i usually dont ever have human headcanons for the trolls but in my mind the megidos are a older/younger sister pair that came to i guess america from japan but since damara was older than aradia when they moved she wasnt as able to pick up english as easily so p much she just sticks to speaking japanese all the time. they both got the cutest dimples ever and they got ears that stick out a lot

[m-zer0bot]

Yes hello i am here to present you with a humanstuck headcanon ok lets go

Karkat, whose mother died of cancer when karkat was a child, has carcinophobia. Calliope, a 10th grade transfer student, is in remission from leukemia, and Karkat is very protective of her and constantly worries over her. His friends tell him to calm down, trying to convince him that the cancer is gone, but Karkat insists that there is a tinypossibility that it will come back.This worries his friends, and he wishes he could stop worrying about it, but his carcinophobia prevents him from not feeling nervous about Calliope.