Aug 28, 2025
I finished transcribing the movie for my speech! now I just have to cut a 90 minute film down to ten minutes and memorize in five weeks
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I finished transcribing the movie for my speech! now I just have to cut a 90 minute film down to ten minutes and memorize in five weeks
y’all i don’t do the pretentious kind of speech and debate... i make sex jokes in front of my peers...
my parents: were you doing your homework?
me who was acting out scenes of both characters in my otp: yes.
LD and Policy: *arguing*
DI: They’ve been at it for three hours...
HI: Watch this.
HI: Hey! I’ve got the perfect topic for you two to bicker about!
Policy: Fine.
LD: This better be good.
HI: Pluto is actually a frying pan, and we can’t disprove it because we’ve never sent a drone to land on it!
LD:
Policy:
DI:
LD: What?
Policy: The Actual??
DI: Frying Pan???
I’m still shook… Today was our first competition of the year.. I was double entered. And I broke. In BOTH categories (Prose & DDA.) Now you may be saying “oh, that’s nothing” but it is for me. Last year I sucked… Like REALLY REALLY badly. I was getting so many 6’s that even the devil himself was SHAKINGGGG. But anyway, I got 1,1,2 in both DDA and Prose for our 3 rounds. (so it’s just the final rounds that messed me up.) Also, I’ve never done Prose or DDA before… Also, I just got my Prose last Sunday, also I literally worked with one of my coaches for literally 2 mins this week… (There was a Hispanic Heritage Program at my school this week and my coaches were in charge of it so they had to focus on that) so basically I took that W all by myself 😊. Also, I just got my intro on the bus today. Also I just got my intro for DDA like 2 days ago. (Basically a day because she sent it at night when I was about to go to sleep.) All I’m saying is I’m very very proud of myself. (Even though our DDA deserved 1st place, NOT 2nd 🙄. And I can’t speak on Prose because I was the first one to leave cause I was DE.)
First tournament this weekend!!!
You can’t get a six if you don’t have a judge
humorous interpretation in a nutshell
Setup Intro Joke about being gay Offend as many people in the room as possible with choice of voices/poses/gestures Plot twist More offensive stuff to get the few who didn’t get offended the first time Joke about Donald Trump and/or sex “Thank you” Sit down