Life with the Malfoys by Bolonde - not rated, 57 chapters - Life with the Malfoys is a lighthearted, slice-of-life companion collection set years after the events of the Second Wizarding War. These short stories explore the everyday chaos, humor, and deep love that shape the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger — now married, parenting two brilliant (and occasionally exasperating) children: Scorpius and Aurora Malfoy. *** Scorpius (clutching his chest): “I—I trusted you! I thought I was the chosen one! The singular miracle! And now you’re just—what, mass-producing heirs?!” Draco (dryly): “You’re still very much our miracle. Just… one with a sibling now.” Scorpius: “A sibling?! What if they’re cooler than me?! What if they don’t like Shakespeare?! What if you let them name the cat?!” Hermione (gently): “You’ll be an amazing big brother.” Scorpius: “I’m eleven! I can barely remember to water my cactus!” Draco: “You enchanted your cactus to hiss at guests.” Scorpius: “Exactly! I’m not emotionally stable enough to be a mentor figure!”
Life with the Malfoys - special edition by Bolonde - not rated, WIP - Hermione had the glint in her eye again—the one that usually meant Draco would find himself doing something profoundly uncomfortable in the name of “growth.” “This is going to be good for us,” she said now, unfolding the leaflet titled ‘Sacred Sensual Connection: A Muggle Tantra Experience for Couples.’ Draco raised an eyebrow. “That font is Comic Sans. I’m already out.” “Too bad. I booked it. And I’m not going alone.”
