infinite void full of clowns and frogs

Let's go attack, dethrone, and kill God. ✨✨✨💙✨✨✨ Nonbinary, they/them. this is my clownposting blog Visit my other blogs! my comic (and main) blog: http://quagma-comic.tumblr.com For pictures of my reptiles and stuff:  http://quagmatastic.tumblr.com My art blog: http://quagma3.tumblr.com

[quagmatv]

I haven't mentioned how my efforts to kill God are going, so here's a little update:

I have located God's secret hideout, it's in an abandoned arcade off the state highway

God's food supplies are running low, they cannot hide away in there forever

Eventually even God must sleep. I will be waiting there, in their dreams, when they do.

I found a cute worm. I named the worm Henry, and Henry is the important crux of my ultimate plan (his role is to be cute)

[quagmatv]

you invented yourself. All the actions you took, the memories you lived, the scars you've gained, the food you ate, the friends you made, the muscles you grew or lost, that's what created you; You! Yes you! You found a way to make meat suit worth living in, rearranged the furniture, grew it from nothing to something, all on your own! Good work, the results look fantastic!

[ruinedchildhood]

[damienthepious]

watching @nanowrimo within a single hour:

make an awful, ill-conceived, sponsored post about "responsible"/"ethical" uses of ai in writing

immediately get ratio'd in a way i've never seen on tumblr with a small swarm of chastising-to-negative replies and no reblogs

start deleting replies

reply to their own post being like 'agree to disagree!!!' while saying that ai can TOTALLY be ethical because spellcheck exists!! (???) while in NO WAY responding to the criticisms of ai for its environmental impact OR the building of databases on material without author consent, ie, stolen material, OR the money laundering rampant in the industry

when called out on deleting replies, literally messaged me people who called them out to say "We don't have a problem with folks disagreeing with AI. It's the tone of the discourse." So. overtly stated tone policing.

get even MORE replies saying this is a Bad Look, and some reblogs now that people's replies are being deleted

DISABLE REBLOGS when people aren't saying what nano would prefer they say

im juust in literal awe of this fucking mess.

[bogleech]

Have you heard of the worm Eupolyodontes? I feel like its something you would appreciate.

I can’t believe there’s a polychaete with eyes this perfect

can’t find a thing about how they live or eat :0

[crevicedwelling]

HARPOON WORM

[orteil42]

game that starts out as a cozy little farming sim and gradually expands into full-blown factory farming where you're raising livestock in narrow stalls by the millions and have enough economic sway to influence environmental policy-making that may slow your profits

[orteil42]

& what of it.

[approximateknowledge]

ok so hear me out

[heimeldat]

[theproblematicblogger]

[jabberwockypie]

“Overuse of Healthcare” Like. How would that even work?

“Huh, this feels kind of … weird and “off” and not good, given my Universal Healthcare, I will go get it checked out. It MIGHT be nothing, but they MIGHT check it and find something serious before it becomes deadly or disabling, instead of just hoping it’s nothing serious and ignoring it until I can’t ignore it anymore”

Oh wait, that’s how healthcare is SUPPOSED TO WORK.

[botanyshitposts]

me explaining to my grandma that the turkey tail and golden oyster mushrooms and birds nest fungi growing on her huge backyard tree stump are simply eating the dead wood to return it to the soil and they're cute and colorful and add to the whimsy of her landscaping and are not causing the weeds in other places of the yard or harming her little white dog

[prophetkristy]

but why no photo of lovely decomposers?????

[botanyshitposts]

they put stumps like this in storybooks man

[8pxl]

oceanic prisms 🌈✨ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 

[maniculum]

Book I found in the used bookstore where I work. The whole thing looks like this and I have no idea what it’s supposed to be as there’s no clear title either.

This is a problem as it’s in the “to be shelved” pile and I’m the one who’s supposed to figure out where to shelve it.

Okay, it looks like it’s the script for some kind of performance or ceremony? But heavily abbreviated. Like it’s assumed the participants already know the words and just need this as a reminder, like “the next word starts with b… oh right”.

[fruityyamenrunner]

it's a crib for freemasonic ceremonies

[fruityyamenrunner]

worshipful master: has it a name?

senior deacon (or second degree mb): it has

worshipful master: give it me

etc

[maniculum]

Fascinated that this managed to reach someone who recognized it within fifteen minutes of posting. Thank you for your swift identification.

[babylon5-deletingsoon]

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

[babylon5-deletingsoon]

This is like the greatest animal ive ever seen

[nuka-rockit]

[aropride]

the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........

[tricktster]

it is well established canon that my response to nearly any outlandish behavior that has impacted my day is to write the perpetrator a polite but firm letter

the letter i composed today and am about to drop off is perhaps less polite than I am typically capable of

[tricktster]

reporting in to announce it worked

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[raspberrydee]

i just watched the omen (1976) and while i really enjoyed it, i couldn’t stop myself from laughing at JUST how much neil and terry stole from it when writing good omens 😭😭

[neil-gaiman]

When we wrote the book the film The Omen was popular currency, much like Jaws or Star Wars, and people knew we were (among other things) parodying it. These days people have forgotten. It’s as if Spaceballs had gone on to have a longer media life than Star Wars.

[mossworm]

I was catching shrimp in a pond behind an open air softball stadium while a game was going on and the people within the softball fence were staring and pointing at me. My dudes, your idea of a fun activity (baking in the sun in a lawn chair) is SO much weirder than mine, sorry to say

[mossworm]

I found fairy shrimp, an undescribed or introduced clam shrimp, and at least six types of ostracods in about 15 minutes of standing at the edge of the water