#hungry fish

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Ford: All women are QUEENS!!

Stan: If she breathes, she's a THOT!!

Ford and Stan: *run at each other screaming*

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Me when  I first bought my aquarium: I am going to decorate the aquarium with lots of plants. I will find some plants that my gold fish don’t like to eat.

Me now: It’s a trap. They eat most things and other things they just destroy. They are like little hungry hungry hippo’s

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Dipper: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Ford: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Stan: Smad.

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Stan: Knock knock

Dipper: Come in

Stan:

Stan: You know what

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Tad: Well, I warned you.

Bill: You did.

Tad: But did you listen?

Bill: No.

Tad: Do you ever listen?

Bill: No.

Tad: Are you listening now?

Bill: No.

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Playing the hungry fish theme while my bf washes the car

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Stan, to Soos: We don't swear in this house.

Wendy: FUCK

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Not sure I have piranhas or I'm starving my fishes 😬