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@just-gravity-falls-textposts-now
Ford: Hey, uh, no homo but youāre looking cute today Fidds: Stanford, weāve been datinā for six months
Ford: All women are QUEENS!!
Stan: If she breathes, sheās a THOT!!
Ford and Stan: *run at each other screaming*
Well, ScheiĆe! I dunnae what to do here lol
Stan: All women are QUEENS!!
Ford: If she breathes, sheās a THOT!!
Ford and Stan: *run at each other screaming*
personally i think itād be the opposite, based on how bad stan is with women and on how fordās greatest ambition in life was for a woman to talk to him.
Hot diggity damn I've never had someone "analyze" any of my text posts on any blog. But yer right. I'll edit it now lmao
Stan, to Soos: We don't swear in this house.
Wendy: FUCK
Ford: All women are QUEENS!!
Stan: If she breathes, she's a THOT!!
Ford and Stan: *run at each other screaming*
Blubs: Youāre under arrest! Show me your hands!
Mabel: *jazz hands*
Bill: Something's wrong.
Bill: Murder isn't working...
Bill: And that's all I'm good at!
Mabel: We could use glitter to blind it!
Dipper: That is the dumbest idea ever. I disown you
Ford: Actually, I like it
Dipper: Welcome back to the family
Mabel: Thorsty
Waddles: *snuggles up against her and stays there*
Mabel:
Dipper: My Grunkleās sugar daddy was sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his raccoon.
Stan: There are sentences I expect to hear and then thereās this.
Soos: *puts on shades and finger guns* iām ayyy-sexual
Dipper: You know what Iāve always wondered? How do tall people actually sleep at night? The blanket canāt possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Stan: Itās four o'clock in the morning.
Dipper: So you canāt sleep, huh?
Stan:
Dipper: ā¦Is it the blanket?Ā
Bill: Do you want the good tea or the bad tea?
Ford: What's the difference?
Bill: I call one good, one bad.
Ford: Er, Iāll take the good one.
Bill: Excellent. Positive attitude. Will help with the horror to come.
Bill: What horror?
Bill: ā¦Mainly the tea.
Dipper: Ok. Mabel drops the hammer. We drop into the room below.
Ford: The war hammerās power and weight might be enough to override the stasis trap. Or itāll fail, Mabel will disintegrate into nothingness, and weāll die with the ensuing explosion.
Wendy: Cool beans.
Wendy: I have no clue whatās going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. Who knows whatās going on? Not me. Not ever.
Ford: So whereās your happy place?
Bill: Iām in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Inside itās just me and that stupid, slimy wizard. And Iām beating the hell out of him. I break a dining room table over his head. Then I rip off his arm and shove it where the sun donāt shine. Then I reach down his throat⦠and shake his hand.
Ford: Yeah. Okay. Iām gonna go ahead and schedule you for a psych eval
Dipper, during Weirdmageddon: This was not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years