jimin regrets everything in life. including sending the lengthy, hormonal, angst-filled shit letter to his future boss aka Agust D aka ‘mr. min’ aka, “fuck you joonie hyung, why can’t you have uglier business friends????” AU that literally nobody asked for.
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a series of 'professional’ e-mails and texts between park jimin and a certain mr. min (as well as their totally useless 'best friends’).
chapter summary: yoongi has so many questions and, "jihoon-ah, why is there a picture of someone's ass in my inbox?" is not one of them.
(this chapter is brought to you with sassy receptionist lee jihoon. he does not like any of you. bye.)
to: <woozi. just woozi>
from: <agust d ride my d>
subject: you are in deep shit
jihoon-ah,
can you please explain to me how someone i don't know managed to get my private email. :)
<file attached>:
to: <agust d ride my d>
from: <thicc ass>
subject: bitch, listen up
to: <agust d ride my d>
from: <woozi. just woozi>
subject: re: you are in deep shit
boss,
with all due respect, i am your receptionist.
my job entails me to type useless shit until my fingers fall off, aegyo the shit out of potential clients and make them gay for me, ensure namjoon-hyung doesn't break your laptop again and buying you overpriced coffee every morning so you don't terrorise everyone in the studio.
in conclusion, i would NOT know how somebody managed able to get your private email. this question would be better forwarded to one of the studio's engineers. i could ask them for you, if you'd like, sir. :)
P.S. you must admit, it was a very good burn. he'd be a great addition to the studio.
P.P.S. my desk is literally stationed outside your door, sir. just saying.
here's a obligatory picture of me doing work.
to: <woozi. just woozi>
from: <agust d ride my d>
subject: re: re: you are in deep shit
jihoon-ah,
don't act like such a cocky little shit around me just because you sucked my dick once, brat.
you're literally the only one aside from joon who knows my private email. i don't even know HOW you know.
(i'm still questioning whether i got a hacker or a student as an intern. i got my eyes on you, brat)
also fuck no christ don't ask your scary boyfriend to investigate he almost murdered me when he found out we had a one night stand in high school.
either way, just get me answers.
P.S. no. he sounds like you. one of you is more than enough. you're already a pain in the ass as it is.
P.P.S. i'm too tired and you're probably outside making out with that mingyu kid. so. ew.
to: <agust d ride my d>
from: <woozi. just woozi>
subject: re: re: re: you are in deep shit
boss,
aren't you even the slightest bit interested why this jimin-ssi is so pissed you???
he sounded reasonably angry in the email.
to be fair you're probably the type to forget to attend an interview lol.
P.S. i'm flattered. there should only be one of me.
P.P.S. hi - mingyu
to: <woozi. just woozi>
from: <agust d ride my d>
subject: re: re: re: re: you are in deep shit
jihoon-ah,
i'm not. but feel free to snoop if you want. with you around i have nothing to hide.
P.S. get back to your department you little shit. i can hear u two kissing outside.
to: <agust d ride my d>
from: <woozi. just woozi>
subject: re: re: re: re: re: you are in deep shit
boss,
nothing to hide or nothing else to hide lol.
but yes sir. will do.
P.S. why are we even sending emails lol there's something called texting
P.P.S. mingyu-ah sends his love
to: <woozi. just woozi>
from: <agust d ride my d>
subject: re: re: re: re: re: re: you are in deep shit
jihoon-ah,
sometimes i regret hiring you.
P.S. namjoon spilled coffee over my phone again.
P.P.S. i legitimately hope you choke on his balls tonight.
to: <agust d ride my d>
from: <woozi. just woozi>
subject: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: you are in deep shit
boss,
what makes you think i'm the one getting choked tonight, sir? ;)
to: <woozi. just woozi>
from: <agust d ride my d>
subject: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: you are in deep shit
jihoon-ah,
leave me and my single ass alone, you little shit.
to: <agust d ride my d>
from: <woozi. just woozi>
subject: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: you are in deep shit
boss,
<3
maknae line fuckery ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) + hoseok
baby j
????!!!!????
wHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
omg
OH MYGOD
taetaeTAETAETEA changed their username to welcome to bad life decisions
welcome to bad life decisions
i expected a good morning
but this is okay too
baby j
wHAT
DID I DO??????
welcome to bad life decisions
good morning to u too jiminie ^^^
would you like some salt to go with your eggs
hoseokkie
i think he needs some tea
welcome to bad life decisions
lmao no thats us
this is some great tea to wake up to in the morning
baby j
wHAT DID I DO
G U Y S
this isn't the time to make jokes!!!!!
im on the couch rn trying to get this hangover out omg
i WANT ANSWERS
welcome to bad life decisions
aaaaaaand thats your cue, kook
g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
no what did i do this time
baby j
break my fragile mochi heart you insensitive cunt
g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
u forget about what happened last night and that's the FIRST thing u remember?????
baby j
i'll never forget jerks who break my heart, kookie
(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)
g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
we dATED for 2 DAYS
baby j
they were a precious 2 days
g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
we smoked blunts and you rode me on yugyeom's bed
he's never inviting us again
hoseokkie
neigh, neigh
g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
shut up hyung
g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it
just scroll up
you get the drift
anyways
g dragon can spit on me and i'd be ok w it changed their username to jiyong oppa's bitch
jiyong oppa's bitch
DID YALL SEE MY OPPA DROP DAT MV THO
welcome to bad life decisions
here we go again
i thought it was bad at home
apparently not
jiyong oppa's bitch
bITCH I AM DYING
welcome to bad life decisions
please do
hoseokkie
how bad was it
are u even in the house anymore lmao
welcome to bad life decisions
left after kookie replayed untitled for i think what
the 999th time after it got released
i mean its a great song but
jiyong oppa's bitch
i want oppa to fuck my ass with his holy mouth
hoseokkie
yea ok
hoseokkie
i dont even want to know anymore
hoseokkie
btw how long do u think jimin's gonna take to find out that
he basically shit roasted his future boss with a picture of his ass
baby j
h OLY SHIT
hoseokkie
never mind
this is what happens when i stan too many groups i love them all i’m sorry. you can expect more receptionist!woozi cameos upon popular request + my second babies got7.
You're like a little peanut. I can store you in my heart forever. Yet, without you, my heart could never be filled again because no one can fit that hole like you.
Okay so this is old and you probably have heard this
…I’ve been seeing a lot of stuffs like ,“Your ship isn’t real but MINE IS TRUE AF ” and stuff like that lately. What I want to ask these unloyal FANS (I’m cutting the word fans since they are not worth it) is that if you stan seventeen because you love gay men or because you love seventeen. I don’t understand why do people have to rant other ships bc their ones don’t work out !
First of all, seventeen is like a family and in families you are close to everyone. That’s why you can’t be spending your whole day with just one person, so you go see the others as well. That doesn’t mean he left him because of someone else. I admit there might be a bigger half but still, respect all ships. WHAT YOU’RE SEEING IS REAL and not what you want to see.
Unless you can respect all ships who are just brothers playing with each other then keep your ego and fuck off.
the new tag if you want to find different parts is #dear mr. min pt. 1 if you want to find part 1 or #dear mr. min pt. 2 if you want to find part 2 (which is out now). thanks for all the love and support guys.
