#hylomorph96

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holy cow

uh

im sorry i missed out on doin these for a while

and i mightve also missed someone becowse its been a while

but

hay there everyone

welcome to the herd

im meeh peixes

bull gall pun master extraordinarie

enjoy my bullog

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hylomorph96 replied to your post

Your internet history will only be known by the faltering memory of your computer and my own, unfortunate eyes when I go to erase it. Also, you did what?! My clarinet was expensive! That is grossly unsanitary. I can’t believe you.

god damn i love you dude shoutout to the real ones

also its a fucking spongebob meme you uncultured hockey puck i dont know if im more disappointed in the fact that you didnt catch it and probably still dont know what im talking about even after giving your memory this juicy little refresher or the fact that im on the verge of death and youre upset about your dumb clarinet which for the record i havent touched and dont plan to

ive narrowly evaded being afflicted by the crocker line dweeb gene for this long the last thing i need is to expose myself to the elements (the elements in this case being any instrument that has or could be forced on a child in a fifth grade band assignment that no one in their right mind would ever want to consider looking sideways at as an adult including but not limited to clarinets, oboes, etc basically any handheld wind instrument good for making obscene blowjob euphemisms and literally nothing else)

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@hylomorph96 if i die because of aliens wipe my internet history also i used your clarinet as a plunger

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hylomorph96

  hylomorph96  ...

This is an incredibly late response, my apologies. I’m a college student, but I’m taking a gap year to gain more work experience. I currently work as an intern in business administration and management.

you kñuw i do ñut kñuw what most of those words mean would you mind explainin further in detail? =8 ?

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hylomorph96

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Hello there! This is certainly a long list of new followers; I barely noticed my URL was in it. Hello Meeh, it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I’m Irving.

yeah i kinda slept on it and never got around to doin añuther one =8 ( maybe i shoulda split it in two posts actually cuda been better

oh well hay there so whore you and what do you do? (i mean i kñuw you said irving im askin on a more whats your title or status or job or whatever you like to calf yourself)

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hylomorph96 said: Excuse my intensely delayed response; I got carried away with this painting I'm working on. I'd like to think I'm neither dreadfully boring nor pessimistic, but judgments of personality and character are rarely done by the one possessing them. Are you watching anything on TV, or just staring at one turned off? I'm currently deciding if I should start a new book to read before I retire for the night, or to reread one of my favorites.

No probz. I’m showering in understanding and using “I feel you” as shampoo.

Don’t worry, I’m getting all judgmental right now just for your sake. No stone left unturned, no personality trait left unexamined. By the end of this, we’ll determine if you’re dreadfully boring and/or pessimistic. You’ll know my conclusion based on if I take off running or not.

I left the TV off. It’s easier to concentrate on the screen’s sleek, black features when there aren’t any moving pictures, you know.

Here’s an idea for you. Don’t read at all. Instead, just sit in silence and contemplate your life choices until you exhaust yourself to the point of passing out.

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hylomorph96 said: Thank you. It's really just a standard greeting, though. How are you?

Nothing is ever standard. Be proud of the unique content that you bring to the table. There is no uniformity to communication unless you are dreadfully boring and pessimistic. In which case, begone foul demon. I won’t have that shit harshing my groove.

I’m great. Fantastic, even. So fantastic that I decided to spend my day staring at a TV instead of a wall. You know how much more interesting a TV is than a wall? Loads, pal. Loads.

HBU?

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hylomorph96 said: Hello.

Hey howdy hey. I’m sinking into this smooth greeting like one might a vat of freshly brewed slime, straight out of the green goo factories that popular 90′s Nickelodeon City. It oozes calm, yet sophisticated vibes. Mad respect for chilling out with a cool, slick and easy “hello”. It’s simple, straight to the point, and perfect for this situation. Magnifique.