so - someone in a odd sort of presentation setting having an singular load of shit in their bowels that's so immense it's being treated like an impending birth, almost identical to it.
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so - someone in a odd sort of presentation setting having an singular load of shit in their bowels that's so immense it's being treated like an impending birth, almost identical to it.
Daida's older brothers
Midori is the eldest of the three and was sired by a typoon spirit, making a wind giant. Sporting two horns and 4 impressive fangs. Since spiirts of typhoons often take the form of wolves Midori as some cainine qualities including ears, tail, claws+pads on all 20 fingers along with fur in a few places . Being a wind giant he is near constantly farting, with a force intense enough to fell trees or blow down houses with out a second thought. He's very proud of his gas and is happy that his baby brother is following in his footsteps. He is an attendant is a tengu named Chairo, who spends the day bringing food to panting drooling master
Murasaki is the middle brother, sired by a river god and born a rain giant. Though only born with one horn, Mura is the tallest and most...robust of the 3 brothers (biggestest ass, gets it from mama). Due to his site Mura has some qualities of a water dragon including webbing on his hands and patches of shiny scales. He is a playful ditz that is constantly drunk and has hardly any control over his bladder. Without warning he will lift his yukata and squat to let loose a flood of piss (along with a few logs) regardless of what or who is below him (Needless to see Murasaki doesn't wear underwear) His attendant is a nervous kappa named Kiiro, who is always carrying a magic umbrella (and is tempted to ask Aoi where they source diapers)
Other stuff
All three brothers possess extra limbs, a mark of divine blood
Their mother is loud and proud she-oni, Akami, and she defiantly gave the gassy genes to all her childrens
She still loves them dearly, but in oni culture, it is the norm to let your children fend for themselves past a certain age. Daida has only been away from her for about a year at this point
Daida is still considered a baby by his brothers purely because his tusks haven't grown in yet; he still has four gaps in his teeth where they will one day grow
Midori and Mura are pretty close in age (by about 10 or so years which is not very long for yokai) meanwhile Daida was a bit of a surprise and is 110 years younger than his brother. Akami is definitely done having babies
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Luna doesn’t enjoy the human toilets.
As an elf, Luna’s whole purpose is to consume large quantities of herbivore flesh, protecting the mother tree and its children. If it wasn’t for the forests magical properties, the elves would’ve been buried under heavy black snow 2 million years ago.
But, in order for elves to properly protect the mother tree and fend off from hungry yeti’s, their biology had to take a major leap. Leading elves to adapt as these frog like creatures, sharp eared humanoids who leap across trees, catch herbivores with their tongues, and contain the meals in their elastic bellies. Capable of stretching to thrive the elves size.
And, to give thanks to the mother tree and her children, the elves shit out MASSIVE logs at the base of the trees. Feeding the forest to make it even stronger, protecting the elves further.
Luna decided that she’d like to interact with these advanced being known as humans, a somewhat similar looking species who ride large shinny flying mountians.
Although, Luna found it difficult living without getting 200 lbs of daily raw flesh. Even if the meals tasted amazing, they were far from filling to Luna’s standards.
Not to mention, she could hardly use the toilets. Anytime Luna wanted to unleash her bowls, she’d end up burying the porcelain seats in her poo, gathering an ear full from angry humans who had to shovel her waste.
Luna doesn’t really like living with humans anymore. They were fun to laugh, play, and joke around with, but the lack of food and puny toilets are really cramping her style.
The forest was far simpler. Eat, leap, eat, shit, eat, leap. And maybe fuck. It was a difficult life, but a good life. One that didn’t starve Luna, one that didn’t make her feel guilty, and one that didn’t feel so claustrophobic.
HEAR. ME. OUT.
A and B in a closed space with foods (probably containing fiber or foods that just make you gassy) and they eat the foods because they're hungry, right? But as soon as they eat the foods they start getting FILLED with farts and sharts. (Also there's no bathroom so- 💥) B cannot hold it and A is trying their best to keep it all in without letting it out everywhere. B finally gives up and pulls their pants down and starts filling the room with their disgusting filth. A, who is a VERY proper person doesn't want to join them, but is forced to because B is like, "you want to get this out of you? Right?!" And A is like ".. I do in fact want this waste to be out of my body." And so be it. A joins B and they both fill the closed space with their shit until their covered in it.
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