Okay Tumblr, it's too early for these kind of garbage ads.
Look at this pack of pricks:
I checked out their link, it's a boot camp obstacle course-challenge thing and campfire kumbaya bullshit. 🙄
A "Brotherhood of Warrior Kings" yeah because a multitude of kings really worked out well for England in antiquity, right? Or anywhere else...
Or the Norse Vikings for that matter, raiding and killing each other for centuries until King Harald Fairhair became the first king, uniting rule under one king in Norway and Sweden.
So "Brotherhood of Warrior Kings" is some fantasy sneakily worded bullshit to sell this hyper-masculine idiocy of rolling around in the mud and dirt with each other.
Because they don't seem to read history.
And we all know, these wannabe toxic hyper-masculine macho cigar cocksuckers that go in for this kind of thing are subconsciously being homoerotic with each other while also calling everyone else "fags". How Ironic. 🙄
One of the testimonial quotes is:
"I am a Marine Corp Vet and Special Ops and this is the most humbling experience I have ever had."
Oh yeah, well you're not the only one that played "Call of Duty: Warzone", okay? Calm down, buddy. Don't cream your pants.
It gets funnier as the testimonials go on:
"I Now Have The Courage To Lead My Family"
"My Wife and My Kids Look At Me With Renewed Respect"
Your family respects you, FINALLY, after carrying a 8ft log on your shoulder with 10 guys through a mudhole?
Where are you leading your family? Through the desert like Moses? Through a swamp, maybe? You needed this stupid fake money-grab program to be dad and husband?
I hope you didn't use your kid's college fund to reserve a spot in this shit program.
"If you are in the 2% who wants to walk the warrior's path and live a life of higher purpose..." - Really? They're gonna use the "I bet you won't like and share" method of daring someone to sign up to their obstacle course? 😂
And show me these statistics where you got that 2% from. Oh, you just made it up... Okay.🙄
How immature and undisciplined of an adult guy do you have to be to send yourself to a boot camp??
And then Graduate their dumb program and hold your fist up with a class ring that doesn't mean anything to anyone in the real world?
Oh wait here's another gem of a testimonial:
"This program is created to forge men and get them ready for the battle field of life, whether they are Visionaries, Businessmen, CEOs or Leaders."
So it's a 3D self-help book?
But the guys that put this program together don't know that "battlefield" is one word when they typed out this guys testimonial? Hmm.
Whoever is running their program has really bad grammar. That 'social media' type grammar. Because they're making you "tough", not smart.
But you get the mindset of "Spartans, Samurai, and Knights".
I'm pretty sure your weekend warrior program 'graduates' would be drawn, and quartered in the presence of an actual Samurai, Spartan, or Knight... they left out Vikings.
[They actually use a picture from the movie '300' to represent the Spartans.😂 I would report them for copyright infringement. But I wouldn't want their program to shut down, I love knowing they're fleecing the stupid 2%ers of men.😂]