we watched the hyuuga chūnin fight last night and it’s honestly even better than i remembered. nooooooooo don’t project all your self-loathing and caste despair onto your little-brother-coded cousinsibling that you hate so much you literally cannot control your murderous rage around them your so sexy aha
My Idol Academia||NarutoXTRXMHAXKNY (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/314432044-my-idol-academia-narutoxtrxmhaxkny?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=bunnix03&wp_originator=TRbJ6NZQCymL%2FwluiisTuqYn3W107%2B2BWQy7aqPiBDEX0UYMx6JL8U%2FkyO0sHLzWfS06yiiixWkMnU0m0Z%2BhBcTraKVXiDg0eagfR1qArkpOFAkWuYbMf48aVtrprFjm sakura haruno is a normal girl,who's dream is to become a singer or a dancer,but mostly a singer.and goes to a school on a scholarship.this school isn't just like any school in this school there are only rich kids there.and it is very rare for that school to accept someone on a scholarship and this is where her career begins. but after sakura arrives in this school,some of the boys made a bet.to which one would win sakura's heart. but then the bet went wrong. well actually the bet backfired Naruto X Tokyo Revengers X My Hero Academia X Kimetsu No Yaiba
The Difference Between a Prison and a Zoo (Naruto)
“And the Hyuuga Clan is proud to announce that with the seals created by Naruto-kun, we can now free the entire Branch from the Caged Bird Seal. No longer will the Hyuuga Clan stand divided; now we shall be as one!” Hinata gave a loving glance to her fiancee as he helped her down from the podium where she had made the announcement. From where they were seated, the Council politely clapped, behind them the populace of Konoha did the same, but with more enthusiasm.
Sakura was one of the more exuberant witnesses, happy to demonstrate her pride in her two friends. From the corner of her eye though, she witnessed the somewhat lackadaisical applause from her former teacher. Normally she would have dismissed to apathetic demeanor, but the narrowing eye seemed less bored and more concerned. “Is something wrong?” she whispered, leaning forward to speak into his ear.
“Maa, maa, nothing is wrong.” He turned and his one visible eye curved up in fake happiness. When he saw she wasn’t buying it, he let false front drop a little. “I just think this won’t go nearly as well as Naruto-kun and Hinata-chan have planned.”
“Okay, now take some deep breaths. They’ll help calm you down.” Ibiki passed a glass of water over to the genin, and watched the young Inazuka gulp it down and try to slow her breathing. “Careful now, too fast and you’re going to get sick.” She slowed obligingly, but still seemed highly panicked. Normally he would have preferred to give her more time, but with her sensei dead and one teammate in emergency surgery, that left only left two people to explain the situation. He had sent the more traumatized one to Ino, in the hope that the Yamanaka would be able to get more from him. That left him interviewing this one. “Now what can you tell me about your encounter with the Kiri nin?”
“Well, we were in Nami no Kuni, coming back from a mission on the edge of Uzu no Kuni. It had been quite successful, and I guess we weren’t on our guard the way we should have been. A fog came up, but we wanted to get to the town so we could stay at inn and have a hot meal and a bath and a bed to sleep in.”
“Your sensei didn’t become suspicious of the fog?”
“Nah, she was tired too, besides fogs come up all the time on the seacoast, right? But then we got lost and she began to get worried. She told us to stay close and to up our speed and then . . . and then . . . “ She hiccuped and her breathing sped up again.
“This giant sword came out of nowhere and cut her in half!”
“So there wasn’t any time for her to defend herself then.” Noted Ibiki, marking it down in shorthand. “Do you need to stop? Or shall we continue?”
“T-the sooner d-done, the sooner fin-finished.” The Inazuka took a few minutes to control herself.
“What type of sword was it?”
“Dunno, just really huge. Oh, and it had a hole in it, near the top.”
“Looks like Kiri found a new wielder for the Kubikiribocho then. What happened after that?”
“This guy showed up-”
“Describe him.”
“Tall, muscular, dark hair, tanned skin, really pale eyes. Smelled like a bucket of dead fish, I don’t know how I didn’t detect him before. Oh, and his teeth were filed down to points. I know because we saw him speak.”
“Go on.”
“And then, we couldn’t move! I tried, but all I could feel was this great fear! I knew if I moved, he cut my throat instantly!”
“So you were isolated and confused by the Hiding in the Mist technique, plus maybe some genjutsu, then after killing the jounin, he paralyzed the genin with Killing Intent. Got it.”
“No, it wasn’t an illusion! I really-” Ibiki cut off the speech with a glare. He didn’t want to traumatize the kid anymore, but the longer this took, the less chance Konoha had of capturing the culprit. “He made some clones, and put me and Itsuo-kun in these huge bubbles of water. Then he took out a kunai and-”
“Alright, you can stop there. We know what happened to Hotaru. Why didn’t he kill you and Itsuo though?”
“When he was done and released us, he did raise his sword as if he was going to. But he muttered something about not being paid enough to massacre helpless kids and just left us.”
“Did you see which direction he went? Or anything else?”
“No he just vanished into the mist. It didn’t let up so me and Itsuo just wandered around while carrying Hikari until we stumbled into Nami no Kuni.”
“Alright, that’s enough for now then. I may have questions for you later, but your free to go for now.” With that the Inazuka genin all but fled from the room. Ibiki took a moment to finish the report , then put his head in his hands. He had a feeling this was going to happen again in the future.
“ANBU has been combing the woods from here to the edge of Ame no Kuni, but the kidnappers appear to have gotten away clean.” The ANBU Commander finished his report and waited for the next command.
“I see,” said Hinata. “I had hoped that the attempt from my childhood would be the last time something like this occurred.”
“To be fair, chuunin Hyuuga Hikaru-chan wasn’t in Konoha at the time. They didn’t have to infiltrate anything, just a quick smash-and-grab at the inn he and his team were staying at.”
“And we have nothing tying Amegakure to the abduction this time?”
“No. We may assume they were from Ame, due to the jutsu they used and the fact they fled in that direction. But those jutsu are merely favored, not exclusive to Ame. Nothing in their clothes, speech and actions are exclusive. From the eyewitness reports, the clothes might very well have come from Iwagakure.”
“So even if we bring it up in the Summit, Ame will point fingers at Iwa and Iwa will point back. Or maybe at Kaminari since it’s known that they’ve tried this trick before.” She massaged her forehead to try to calm the building migraine. “We can’t afford to bring it up. Not with the most recent spat between Iwa and Suna. Everyone else will just accuse of trying to take control again.” She slumped down. “Do I have to write-off my cousin as a sacrifice for the greater peace?”
The ANBU Commander said nothing. This wasn’t his decision to make. But deep down he wondered if this would be the incident that broke the Hyuuga Head’s naivety.
The medic-nin paused in his report, then turned and threw up. Sakura tactfully said nothing and continued into the cave. She’d been seeing scenes like this often enough to become inured to the horror.
She could smell it first, then taste. Smoke from where they’d set fires to try to cover their tracks, then blood and death. Decay to the nose, and copper and salt to the tongue. The black-brown spill of it over the walls and floor. The rotting organs too long exposed. “I’m sorry, little one.” she whispered to the corpse, dropping a stained-bandage over empty eye sockets. “I’m sorry we didn’t get to you on time.” But nothing would hide the violated body, stripped of ovaries and marrow.
She turned away from the body, tossing explosive seals behind her. “Report back to Lady Hyuuga about what happened to her niece. I’ll deal with the clean-up.”
“I don’t understand. Nothing like this ever happened with the Uchiha, did it?” asked Naruto, pouring over the reports of Hyuuga mutilation, abduction and other forms of bloodline theft.
“Well no”, Choza shifted a bit on his seat as he watched his new Hokage try to deal with his position. “But there’s an important difference between the Byakugan and the Sharingan.”
“And that is?” Naruto and Hinata looked over at the older Council member.
“Difficulty of adaptation. Didn’t you ever wonder why Root didn’t upgrade itself with Sharingans after the massacre?” They shook their heads. The two of them had never even thought about the massacre or Root once Danzo had died and the organization had been disbanded.
“Probably because they couldn’t. Put a Sharingan in a non-Uchiha head, and 99 out of 100 times, that person will be dead from chakra exhaustion by the end of the day.”
“But Kakashi-”
“Kakashi didn’t get his name from mastering the Sharingan. He got it from surviving the transplant. I know after the mission he got it on, the medic nins were desperate to remove it but he refused. Even then, the only way he made it work was by closing the eye with his hitai-ate and only using it briefly in combat. And that took years of building up his reserves to make it useful. With the amount of work he did, he would have had Kage-level chakra reserves by the time he was twenty, but he couldn’t use it that way because the eye kept draining him.”
“How do you know that?” asked Hinata.
“My clan specializes in such things. He spent a lot of time working with us to increase his capacity and to try to cut down on the chakra drain.”
“I guess that makes sense,” ruminated Naruto. “But Danzo had the Sharingan. In fact he had several. Why didn’t he just use whatever he did then on everyone else in Root?”
“You really don’t pay attention to anything, do you?” Choza wondered, not for the first time, and would certainly not be the last, at the wisdom of appointing a Jinchuriki with no administrative, diplomatic or economic skills as Kage. Sure Naruto was the strongest there ever was, but Konoha seemed to be suffering from his ignorance in everything else. “In order to stabilize those Sharingan, Danzo had to use genetic material from the First Hokage. And then that went out of control. He had to rip the arm off before it turned him into a tree.”
“But it might have-”
“And before that, when Orochimaru tried to reproduce the Mokuton, it only took for one out sixty babies that he experimented on.” Naruto and Hinata both looked blank. “Yamato was the only survivor of that, wasn’t he your team leader for a while? Do you really know nothing about him?” Still blank. At the going rate, Choza was beginning to consider leading a coup himself.
“Okay,” said Hinata softly. “But what about rape? We know that other nations have been taking sperm samples from male Hyuuga whenever they could.”
“Not every Uchiha had the Sharingan, I think the ratio was four out of five. Outbreeding, from taking a spouse from a different family or having a bastard, drops the ratio considerably, to something like one in twenty. That’s why people like Sai and Kurenai don’t have the Sharingan, despite the fact they both had at least one Uchiha parent.”
The Akimichi head took the time to ask about something that he’d been curious about before. “Actually, what does the Hyuuga clan do with half-breed bastards?”
“Oh, um,” the Hyuuga head started fidgeting with her fingers. “It didn’t matter before. In order to conceive a child with the Byakugan, certain aspects of the Caged Bird Seal needed to be deactivated. So the couple would just take leave for several months and be imprisoned in the compound until a baby was on the way. Then the man would have his seal reactivated and go back on active duty. The woman would have hers reactivated after birth.”
“What about the Main Branch?”
Her head sunk even lower. “There was a standing policy to seek out those children . . . and kill them.”
“What!” screamed Naruto.
“No one’s been killed since you’ve freed us from the Seal,” soothed Hinata. “Of the three bastards birthed since then, they’ve been adopted into the clan.”
“Oh well, good.” Choza wondered why Naruto didn’t ask the obvious question, if Hinata had lost any half-siblings or first cousins to that policy. But then again, they’d already established that Naruto wasn’t the most perceptive man out there.
“Wait a second,” another thought occurred to the older man. “If the Caged Bird Seal prevents the Byakugan from being reproduced outside of the clan’s control, how long before we have Hyuuga bastards showing up in enemy forces?”
No one had an answer for him
The assassin was growing bolder by the day. He had started with low-level guards and maids. Worked his way up the bureaucratic hierarchy. Now he had killed one of the Twelve Guardians in his bed, and was nibbling on the Daimyo’s direct family. But the Daimyo refused to give in.
“I can’t give in to the Shigokatsu no Kuni. Demilitarization and open borders would give them free reign over Hi no Kuni’s civilian populace. Hi would be another open market for their drug dealers and slave traders.” He banged on the table. “Why hasn’t your Hokage taken the mission to assassinate the Oyabun yet? People are dying, the border villages are evacuating! Why does he think I allow Konohagakure to exist?”
“I don’t know,” said Shikamaru, trying to be patient. Naruto’s attempts to make Konohagakure the ‘heroic’ shinobi village were well-intentioned, but tended to go too far. And make more work for him, which was the important part. “I’ll send a message to him about the urgency of the situation. He may not have realized how bad things were getting.” And if Naruto killed the Oyabun who ordered the assassinations, maybe the killer would cease and Shikamaru could go home without expending any more effort. “In the meantime why don’t you try stalling? Send the Oyabun a message that you are considering his demands and must meet with your Council. That may buy us some time.”
“Fine, but if I don’t see some progress in either apprehending this assassin or removing the Oyabun from play, then Konoha will be facing severe budget cuts and other restrictions in the future.”
“Of course, my Lord.” The Daimyo waved Shikamaru out of the room. Once he had left, Shino sidled up to him. “I didn’t want to bring this up before, but I have an idea about how we can capture the assassin.”
“What the hell? Why didn’t you say something and save us all the bother?”
“Because you’re in charge. If you’re not willing to work to fix the problem why do you have that rank, Nara-san?” The Aburame kept going. “And this solution is dependent on a rather nasty assumption I have about how the assassin keeps spotting the rest of us. And avoiding all the traps. And just knowing the schedules and locations of everyone in the compound in general.”
“Fine, go ahead and do whatever you want. Just don’t bother me, I’ll be taking a nap.” Shino nodded.
The strobe lights incapacitated Hanabi, but they also prevented the killer from seeing the rest of the ambushers, and left him too disoriented to put up a good fight. Once he had been subdued, the explanation for this shared weakness was quite obvious.
“Not as good as Sakura,” stated Ino, tracing over the surgery scars around his eyes. “But good enough to be functional. I wonder where he got them from?”
“Aunt Sana was attacked a few months ago. They got her eyes, but we got her back before they could mutilate her anymore and before the baby was too old to safely abort. Her eyes would be big enough to be transplanted to an adult male.” Hanabi was as cold as she could make herself be, but their experienced eyes could see how much this was disturbing her. They’d been losing Byakugans right, left and center ever since the Hyuugas had discarded the Cage Bird Seal. But this is the first time they’d been attacked by a wielder and proof that the Byakugan could be successfully used against Hi no Kuni and Konohagakure.
“The killer was this lucky . . . because of a stolen Konoha resource?” The Daimyo’s shrill voice got on Shikamaru’s nerves, but he was right. Nothing short of outright lying was going to fix the situation. He kept quiet and let the leader of Hi continue to seethe. “Fine, I will pay the mission fee after this piece of shit is interrogated and executed. Your team finally solved the problem even if it took you far too long. But you will inform your Hokage that a solution must be implemented to prevent something like this from happening in the future. Otherwise I will come down harshly on Konoha.”
Shikamaru nodded. Damn it, this was so troublesome.
“Finally, in other news, the Hyuuga Clan is reinstating the Caged Bird Seal.” Unlike before, when it had been made public to all of Konoha, Hinata’s announcement was private, only to the Hokage, his advisers, and the Council of Clans. Instead of exuberant joy, her voice sounded tired and defeated. “We have made some changes though.”
“There is no separation of the Main and Branch clans. All Hyuuga will have the Caged Bird Seal.”
“The Seal will be applied at birth, rather than waiting to see if the Hyuuga will develop the full abilities of the Byakugan. As there will be no difference between the Branch and Main, the practice of keeping a member unsealed until a replacement Main House member is born is moot and will be discontinued.”
“All scrolls detailing the partial activation of the Seal, meant as a disciplinary measure will be burned. The scrolls containing methods of partial deactivation, to allow the Byakugan to develop in a conceived fetus will be preserved. More copies will be made to be placed in the Konoha jutsu library.”
“As bastard children conceived outside the compound will not have the Byakugan, there is no need to kill or adopt those children into the clan. They will be left to fend on their own, or at the mercy of the other party who was involved in the conception.” Some of the Council members winced at that. They knew how much Hinata had hated her clan’s former policy for dealing with half-breed children. This seemed like a bad compromise that the elders of the Hyuuga had forced on her.
“Any further questions are covered under the Clan privacy laws of Konoha.” With that, Hinata sat down again, shoulders slumping.
Hiashi was trying to decide the wittiest way to tell Tsume that a pack of her clan had knocked down his wall - he was leaning towards drawling something insulting about their ability to hold alcohol - when he heard the sounds of two of his clanmates fighting.
The thing was, the two Hyuugas were below five years of age.
Hiashi rose from his desk and strode quickly to the window, which overlooked one of the Hyuuga rock gardens. Two small children wrestled near one of the reclining rocks, none of the Jyuuken grace in their movements.
“Tenten-nee gonna pway wif me!” wailed the smaller one - Heiji, Hiashi recalled, son of his cousin Heichi - as he struggled under his one-year-older adversary.
“Nuh-uh!” taunted the little girl. “She’s gonna play tea party wi’ me!”
Hiashi coughed, quietly. Immediately the two children froze, their silver eyes flicking to him. They scrambled to their feet, bobbing uncertainly in deep bows.
“Hiashi-sama!” they chorused.
“Heiji, Hiori,” he said. “I’m afraid Tenten has left with Neji for a mission. So she cannot play with either of you.”
Two little bottom lips stuck out and wibbled. Two sets of silver eyes welled with tears. And then, two tiny voices lifted in heartbroken wailing, and Hiashi fled the vicinity, shamelessly leaving the two toddlers to better-equipped minders.
“I’m her favowite!” lisped Heiji angrily, glaring angrily at his older cousins. His glare, noted some of the adult Hyuugas around him, showed early promise, and they nodded in approval.
“Are not!” retorted spiky-haired Hyuuga Toru, who had decided dragons were his favoritest animal ever after one of Tenten’s stories.
“Am so!” howled Heiji. “She said I was her sunshine!”
“She said it to all of us!” Toru argued back. “She was singin’ to all of us.”
“But she was holdin’ me, and she said I was her ONLY sunshine,” Heiji said, crossing his arms stubbornly.
“No she didn’t! An’ she was only holdin’ you because you went to her lap and you’re the baby!”
“NOT A BABY!” Heiji yelled, with the air of an oft-repeated and never-minded claim being made.
Suddenly everyone - adult and child - in the area froze, as the clan head came up silent and deadly, like the good ninja that he was.
Hiashi looked on them all with a benevolent eye. He was in a good mood. The kitchens had just received a shipment of the gyokuro green tea he liked best. And he’d been able to make Tsume apologize for her clanmates’ behavior - fangs showing as she gritted her teeth, and wild eyes narrowed, but she had forced her voice to a semblance of politeness. The triumphant glow that had caused was still smugly warm inside his chest. And tomorrow she’d be forced to come to his compound - his territory - to assess the damage and negotiate reparations.
So Hiashi merely smiled at the gathered Hyuugas and noted, in a confrontation-killing tone of gentle goodwill, “We are all Hyuugas. We are all sunshine.”
There was a pause, as the clan collectively mindboggled at being called “sunshine” by Hyuuga Hiashi.
“Yes, Hiashi-sama,” quavered the children.

Hinata: A character who is female and is strong in feminine attributes, isn't loud or boisterous. Isn't cocky. Listens to others, and leads when she feels she needs to, but knows when someone else is more qualified.
Everyone: Hinata is like the weakest fuck. Why did Naruto choose her? Why does anyone like her? She doesn't do anything anyway. Like, she is such a dumb character. I'm not sexist, I just like Sakura more, she talks.
How to tell your identical twins apart: put a curse mark on the second born's head and enforce the laws of fate on them enough to the point where they resent everyone they share blood with.
