“FNAF 2” was leagues better than the 1st and I will (apparently) die on this hill. It had better scares, great performances, tons of emotionally compelling villains… It was brave. It was fantastic.
And it got rated worse on Rotten Tomatoes than the god-awful MINECRAFT movie.
Audrey Lynn-Marie, the girl who played Charlotte Emily for 20 mins, gave a better performance than Jeff Goldblum over 2 films, I’m so serious. Do not piss me off, critics. “Wicked” ended on a halfhearted note about how white liberalism will save the day, meanwhile “FNAF” was a campy, unafraid, thoughtful meditation on victim blaming, family, capitalism and child abuse.
The marionette was RIGHT and y’all are Cowards












