#i hate batcest

[insonniacaotica]

what is your favorite ao3 tag in the batman fandom and why is it "No Batcest | No Batfamily Incest (DCU)"

[ilytimdrakeugayball]

bruce: i love you son..

jason: gay

bruce:

jason: i love you too dad

[crazymentalitypeace]

If I see one more time JayDick on my main page, I'm crashing out. I've made my peace with the fact there are people who ship it, but I AM NOT ONE OF THEM.

DO NOT COME TO MY TOWN STAY BACK 🤺🤺🤺🤺

[rosieburrito]

Somehow accidentally read 3/4ths of a fic where one of the main ships is batcest (Dick/Jason)

I completely skipped over the tags and just read the summary because I was lazy, then I also skimmed/skipped over the intro because I wanted to get to the interesting part and just kept reading and I only started getting suspicious when the dialogue started getting weird

Basically Dick said when he was Batman Jason was like his catwoman but all I did was think “weird comparison but okay” then like a chapter later Jason told Dick “I love you” but I thought that was just like brotherly love and whatnot

Then Tim called Jason Dick’s boyfriend

I tried to rationalize it because I was really liking the plot but then checked the tags and realized I’ve been a dumbass the whole time

Anyway moral of the story is read the tags before reading a fic

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

WHY AM I SEEING BATCEST IN MY FYP I DONT WANT TO SEE THE BATFAM COMMIT INCEST AT ALL

[unicreamuwu]

Me when I see anything batcest related:

[incredible-melon]

I went on twitter the other night & was surprised to see that I couldn't like someone's reply to a dc post bc they blocked me...I had never seen them before so I went to their page. & they ship all sorts of batc*st🤢