#i hate reports

[i-am-a-fan]

me doing any collection of data: OH HOW WONDERFUL AND JOYOUS! I am a simple scientific dragon hoarding this information to share!! Look at the reactions!! look how it all connects!! it’s so amazing!!!

Me doing any type of report: Sharp objects must be at least 509363 miles away from me, least I use them as a tool to cause pain to the creator of the english alphabet.

[thislonleyhouse18]

all the fckn teachers on my reports commented “she has potential”

BITCH i will potentially kill my self

[hanahakiblood]

Brain: Bitch, you gotta write the report.

Me: *death-stare @ laptop screen* I don't wanna.

Brain: Bitch, I'm tellin ya-

Me: Ten pages. It needs to be TEN FUCKING PAGES. Who has time to read TEN FUCKING PAGES about a stupid 90 minute session?!

Brain: Dudelina you spent two hours researching for that shit AU of yours yesterday, now let's get to business or I'll drag yo ass is2g

Me: *loud whining*

Brain: *sigh* I don't know why the fuck I still put up with ya

[papafanatic]

time to lock in and finish the 7 reports i left for the last minute that are due tomorrow

[calxia]

anyone who says education is fun is lying I miss not having deadlines

[horsesandfandomsarelife]

So

My computer keeps making these little noises as if to remind me that I actually have a report due tomorrow that I've barely started.....

[charlie-queen-of-letters]

I will finish my report like... never!?

[chempathetic-fallacy]

I handed in my stupid end of summer report.  There’s no conclusion section, but I’m mostly writing it for whatever soul has to take up the project next, so that’s not really the important part.  I’m just so done.  And now I’m actually done!