#i hate slime

[irisweb]

Derek lost his helmet and Avery's sanity along the way

[trashcanalienist]

Me: *scrolling*

Tumblr: slime videos! Slime gifs! Slime! Slime! Slime!

Me:

[kathyorihara]

Am I the only one that hates slime. Like I hate the feeling of it it's so weird and the asmr videos of it are weird.

[wizard--spells]

i get so angry when i see those slime videos that look like food but its just awful slime and they just poke at it for 4 minutes its terrible

[trashcanalienist]

Me: *scrolling*

Tumblr: slime videos! Slime gifs! Slime!

Me:

[ryhsrunner]

Slime is terrible and I hate it. i hate the noise, I hate how it feels, I hate how it looks.

[misfittingwanderlust]

She's booking herself passage to the nearest Volcano.

[alovecraft]

The weird toys you find at convenience stores.

Jamie found this weird little keychain toy, that turned out to be a dinosaur with a container inside. That container has slime.

I hate slime. Because the texture makes me go nyrr.

So, as I’m saying I’m vivisecting the toy, Jamie goes “you’re an oracle.” I tell him I’d rather not vivisect with slime, and peel out tow little toys.

A container of apple juice and a sea horse.

I have meticulously put the slime back in its little ball and stuffed homedude’s mouth back with it.

Now I’m going to wash my hands.