#i need rum

[california-babylon]

Tonight was... eventful

[wrenandthemachine]

Ahh, that fun moment when you get a new phone and Straight Talk proceeds to fuck up every single phone you have by swapping numbers all over the damn place then tells you you’ll have to pay for more time because of their mistake. LOVE IT

[crypticranger]

Hi, how do I get the thoughts & ideas in my head on paper?? My brain is so full of ideas and scenes right now but my ability to transfer those to writing? HAHAHA HA HA

[apandemia]

I can usually tell how a student will do on a paper after reading the first page.

This is both a blessing and a curse. 

[askchibiassassins]

Edward: Oh James... I sometimes think I can be gay for you.

James: I’m a woman, stupid drunk!

Edward: ... I don’t get it.

[j-oscelyn]

How do people even drink scotch

[the-high-empress]

I really need some more alcohol I knew this wasn't going to work tonight dammit :(

[wewerespecial]

fuck I hate when people cancel on me 'cause they are too tired to keep drinking