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absolutely overjoyed w my discovery that i’m taller than every Link so here’s me lifting Legend :)

#linked universe #linked universe au #linked universe legend #i know i have the strength to lift everyone with the power of length alone #my 6f+ ass is finding this very funny #also yeah i wear demonias im only gonna get taller fuckers #im like one of those long cats #i stretch #those dutch genes shawty

I don’t get enough stretch when I stretch.

I want wings.

I want wings to stretch when I get up in the morning to get that extra strrrrrrreeeeeeeetcchhhhhhhh in

Maybe a tail too

More for me to stretch please I’m not getting enough in

Like I don’t even need them wings to be big enough for me to fly with. Just give me wings to stretch and I’ll be happy I want wings to flap when I’m happy like a stupid little bird please I beg of you :(

#nacho talks #text post #stretch #I stretch #biiiiiiiiig stretch #like cat #I am a cat #with wings #I think #I want wings #like #so bad #:(

My nephew attempted to close the cupboard door on himself

And was upset because he was too big.

This kid.

#also when i told him he was too big he reached his hands to the sky #and said BIG #because when I talk about big #I stretch

I never want to eat again! *look at food menacingly*

#All I just do is eat and eat #and just gain weight #and it goes nowhere #I walk #I stretch #but #no #I just can't believe food tastes so good #I wish food stopped tasting so good #and then I wouldn't eat it #And then die #so scratch that #food is good #someone give me self discipline #and exercise

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