#i support him

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 – 1999・3x20 Improbable Cause

[cutieacefuck]

had a dream where Matthew Lillard was running for a government office and his tagline on posters said "with Scooby-Doo ass villains like these, why not rely on a true member of the Mystery Gang" and in very small print on the bottom "I was also a serial killer in case that doesn't work out"

[humanfox030]

Hoid with Odium

[afcroyjamie]

[mxmarsbars]

pros and cons

inspired by this. everything is clock duo

[secondbeatsongs]

my boss: can you believe it? my teenage son spent all night on his chromebook again; I could barely wake him up for school!

me: oof, that sucks. what was he doing?

my boss: well the tracking thing said he was on...git...hub?

me: ...oh? that's cool! that's a site for coders; you can find some really cool projects on there! I wonder what he was up to

my boss: I'll ask my husband. he said he'd check the history

(pause while boss texts her husband)

my boss: oh. he was looking for a way to get past the tracking software...

me, internally: based!! so proud of him!! godspeed dude, I believe in you!

me, out loud: oh, uh...parenting. parenting is hard, huh?

my boss: you have no idea T_T

[ahappyphjl]

protect your peace king

[cloovrd]

fat chud weirdo snake