You have bewitched me body and soul

◇ Joey ◇ 25 ◇ ace, nb, and bi ◇ they/them◇

[remindertoclick]

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[clementine-kesh]

the unfortunate side effect of developing a more critical eye for fan behaviour as a product of society™️ is that new fan takes on a piece of media become fairly predictable. oh the white guy with daddy issues is your favourite? you think the asian man is an adorable subby cinnamon roll? you think the woman in a position of authority is either mom-coded or a total bitch? say less

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[theoppositeofprofound]

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

[sparrowlark]

#scholars call this the animorph problem (via op)

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[cutieacefuck]

First batch of artfight attacks!! Find me at eyyyce <3

Characters belong to:

Meowmeowstinky1 

olives_arts 

Signall0st 

lavender-libra 

Ashen-Horizon 

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[bungerc0re]

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

[blueskittlesart]

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

[blueskittlesart]

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

[write-on-world]

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

[ccorinthian]

Sometimes you gotta get down to brass tacks

[pastelchaos12]

This is true, how dare you be right though.

[amphitheresarewingednoodles]

Round 1 of ArtFight Attacks! Adorcism. Featuring @cutieacefuck's Erin and Abby moments before disaster. I had a lot of fun shading this one and playing with the light (light source from below). Abby's kinda between an angel and demon, so I thought an angel-wing corset would be a fun touch. Also, I got to resurrect an old conlang of mine to make the cool little runes. Life could be a dream. Featuring andrew hussie's Maplehoof and my Raiha. I made one of my OCs a homestuck for funzies and now she finally gets to meet an actual homestuck character. ([S] Ride Pony) Outfit Swap!. Featuring @​j5daig​ada's Vee (same name uwu), a cute demon bnuy who's so cute you could just bite her head off (wait, is that a poorly drawn rendition of the arbor the magical quartet walks through on their way to school? Sure hope this is the post--law of cycles reality). Gave her my outfit at the time of drawing, though I fear she's gonna stretch my top out.

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[thedevilsrain]

favorite br meme of all time