#i will destroy

[snarp]

The purpose of multifactor authentication is to prevent people in areas with poor cellular coverage from accidentally logging into their accounts.

[lesbianfemmefatale]

Me finding out Henry Golding is not playing Wentworth

[bluemist]

still can’t believe my sister pulled tartaglia and qiqi in the same roll, stopped pulling in the banner and when we got zhongli’s, she pulled him in the first try im soooo AAAAH

[flowisk]

like... do people who say ‘this character is autistic dont hc him as ace’ realize tht half the time they list their reasons in such a way as to literally insult autistic ace people. half the time they speak theyre like ‘he’s autistic not a child!!’.... dude you are totally calling autistic ace people childish

[crypticsorcery7348543444]

[pandorasboxoftreasures]

EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!

TUMBLR?!

TUMBLR!!!

... *Stares for five minutes in gay stupor but not linking, clicking or mentioning in case it makes it worse*...

*Dons airsoft gear and sharpens a putty knife on a whetstone*

*Starts playing Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird*

[dana-ategina]

i had a great aprils fool run going, right? ipecac in the first item room, i was golden.

would you like to guess which effect the card i tried to use activated.

if you guessed "the one that fucking kills you" youd be correct!

[miterakatsika-a]

((okay who the fuck has been messing with my friends again 

for god’s sake, leave @dreeming-royalty alone, jfc 

if you wanna mess with someone, why not come mess with me? oh, that’s right, you’re too much of a coward, aren’t you? 

it’s gotten really fucking old really fucking fast. 

so. do me a favor, yeah? 

stop fucking with my friends.))