#i'm 42

[palis-delon]

Me: prays for wisdom

God: okay

Me: finally grows my last set of molars

[kelticangel]

Shoutout to ppl going through their perimenopause symptoms checklist every few days and trying to figure out how to function through the hot flashes, confusing menstrual shifts, and suddenly 80-year-old joint aches

We got this

Now it's just the countdown

Also, I'm open to asks about my experience. I've got a mother who's too uncomfortable talking about this stuff and no one else I could consult with. If I can break that silence for someone else, I'm more than happy to

[officialbruciewayne]

gramps, do ya got life alert? ya need life alert.

i jus watched a video where this old guy fell an' couldn get up an' the home intruder killed em, an his cat an' dog ate him.

should i get life alert fa ya???

I feel like perhaps Alfie needs a life alert before I do. I think Batcow would eat me first however.

[icarus-suraki]

It's my birthday so I hope you're enjoying the spam of my favorite gay cultivators!

If you get tired of it, block the tags #cql #tgcf #mdzs

[midnightmindcave]

Do you have any idea what it was like seeing Princess Buttercup shoot three men at once. Like I'm still processing it.

[twistedhypersonicnavigator]

It is my birthday

🎇🎂🎈🎆

[avenger-nerd-mom]

What's wrong with this picture?

I'm sitting in the HS Commons, playing on tumblr, waiting for play practice to get over...

[elaine-kostia]

12:01 am

Is officially my birthday. Just saying.