#i'm a mastermind

[swiftiedidsomethingbad]

What a day. I'm slowly succeeding in turning my bff into a swiftie. Mark this day as the first time she sent me a taylor swift tiktok. I'm so proud of her finally embracing it.

[sunnflowerhobi]

Golden Fuckboy

i love him so much help 

part 1 💫 part 2 💫 part 3 💫 part 4 💫 part 5 💫 part 6 💫 part 7 💫 part 8 💫 part 9 💫  part 10 💫 final 💫 

❣️ masterlist ❣️

[baskervilleain]

wait wait

the drugged paper mary gave sherlock- didnt Vastra do the same thing to clara in doctor who?? is this moffat connecting HIS SPACE LESBIANS TO TJLC

[icharchivist]

went to Aether and found back the main glamour i was missing for my post ARR fit, i'm ruined but at least i have this armor set. I'm unstoppable.

[pudding-the-clown]

So...

I can't remember much what happend yesterday but I woke up in @nails-for-your-coffin 's bed with a massive headache and even bigger sun burn

I HATE THE SUN!!!!!

Anyways, Harry and I had a #talk and unfortunally I couldn't lie to my best friend so I had to tell him about my recent endevours. He was really confused at first, then amused later. Nails was pissed, then started laughing after he found out who's house I was...visiting

Yeah, visiting is a good word

Both of them scould me about being "irresponsible with my health" and "doing something ilegal that could get me in trouble" to which I told them that it isn't actually ilegal because I haven't stoled anything or damaged property but apparently it's still dangerous and I could have "hurted myself"

No??? I'm like super good at sneaking???? I'm also super good at wormholing now!!!! I showed them my new improved skills and Harry tought it was really cool!!!!!!

Nails just seemed concerned which is something that made me feel funny

Ew gross don't look at me like that you weirdo!!!!

Then he made me pay for dinner because I made Harry worried, and fair enough

I apologized to my friend and said that I would take better care of myself, SO THIS IS WHY UNFORTUNALLY TO MY MOST BELOVED FAN from now on my concerts will be pre-recorded and played on a stereo

Oh hell yeah baby I'll be back >:)

Let's just say I'll performe MUCH BETTER while well rested and at the confort of someone else's living room!!!!!!!!

[gazingatmydoom]

i'll be confusing 車 and 草 until the end of time

[fitzbeloveds]

me pretending my readers haven't guessed what's gonna happen on the next GR chapter

[i-fought-piranhas]

Today I had a mission to buy my sister a christmas present so when she was checking out this perfume set or whatever it was I acted all uninterested (I kind of was bc I was hungry) and then noticed she took a pic of it so later in the day I asked if I could check my emails on her phone but what I was really doing was sending a picture of those perfumes to myself and quickly deleting the message. I felt like a fucking spy. I’d be a great spy. She has no fucking clue I already got her that perfume set. I’m fab.