#i'm cooked

[cinderduck]

Get this mirror OUT OF MY HEAD

[lovesick-joey]

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Our boss hates this guy but damn ain't he fine as hell 😏💦

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[epichermesholymoly]

every single person who reblogs this will get a "doot doot" in their ask box

i'm bored lol

[nikitacameroni]

Step 1: kill vampire witches

Step 1: Failed

Dusted off my digital pen to draw the delightful ladies of house Dimitrescu! +1 useless lesbian vampire hunter for funsies. She'd let them bite her, lesbionest. 😂

[escapedaudios]

I think the checkout lady at the Bevmo in my neighborhood knows who I am but she can't prove it. Every time I'm buying groceries she's like.

First time Her: That's a cool shirt (points at my Blind Simon tank top) Me: Oh, yeah, thanks! Her: Do you know what it's from? Me: (sweating bullets) I don't know, I just like pirates.

Second time Her: Your voice is really interesting. Me: Really? Her: You should try voice acting. Me: Haha! Could you imagine?

Third time Her: You remind me of an actor. Me: Uhhhh... uh... who do I look like? Her: Look? I mean you kinda look like a younger version of Pedro Pascal, but your voice sounds like this other actor. Me: (quaking) Oh, who? Her: I'm not sure what his name is. Me: Ah.

This woman has scanned my ID for alcohol purchases. I don't think some random cashier has nefarious intentions with my real name and address or anything but I'm shaking like a chihuahua every time she talks to me now lmfao.

[konoko]

[gentlehornbill]

hi tumblr I'm k5shasstuf an d I'm inside YOUR HOUSE

[goblin-on-fire-art]

Day 18 - King

I spent so long working on this so you guys better appreciate it

Stained glass design under the cut