A/N: I kind of hate this but it's been a while since I've written anything, so consider this my garbage contribution while I work out my writer's block
➤ Sonar is handcuffed to a squat rack, meaning he has nowhere to go while you interrogate him about the night before.
"Can somebody go down to the gym and help Batboner?"
Heads turned toward Robert, who seemed more exasperated than one should for it barely being noon. Unsurprisingly, no one jumped at the opportunity to free Sonar from whatever trouble he had undoubtedly gotten himself into. Instead, most of the dispatchers in the room turned back to their monitors and resumed their workday as if Robert hadn't said anything in the first place.
You were just about to head out into the field for the day but doubled back, grasping the chance to confront the half-man, half-bat by the throat. You knew you weren't going to get a straight answer out of him any other way.
"I'll go," you volunteered.
Robert pressed his fingers to his temples and exhaled. "Thank you."
Heading down to the gym, you were pleased to see that the training facility was empty, aside from a familiar face in a suit and tie handcuffed to the squat rack in the corner. It was a struggle to suppress your laughter; so much so that you didn't even bother. Grin plastered across your face, you chuckled at the sight before you.
"Don't ask." The tips of Sonar's ears drooped, a physical indicator of his shame.
"Oh, you know I'm going to anyway." You pressed your hand to your chest and drew in a deep breath. "How on God's green earth did this happen?"
Sonar hung his head even lower, which you had previously thought impossible. "Coop seduced me."
"I doubt that's what actually happened."
"Boobs were implied."
"Again. Doubtful."
Sonar reached up to adjust his tie, quickly realized it was impossible with only one hand, and quickly gave up. "Can you just get me out of here? I'm starting to lose feeling in my hand, and not in a fun kinky way."
"But this is such an amusing view." You pulled up a nearby stool and took a seat, ready to draw this out a little longer for pure entertainment purposes before cutting to the chase of the real reason you were there. "This is such a good start to the shift."
"You're an asshole, you know that?" Sonar strained against the handcuffs for good measure. As expected, the restraints didn't budge. "Did you really just come down here to bask in my suffering?"
"Now, now, I'm not that much of an psychopath." You shook your head. "You caught me. I have ulterior motives."
Sonar's browbone quirked upward. "An ex-villain taking advantage of someone else's misfortune for their own personal gain? Colour me shocked."
"Stuff it, furball," you warned. "Or I'll handcuff your other hand and leave you here."
Sonar's shoulders slumped, something you rarely saw of the individual who was so full of misplaced confidence and blatant arrogance. "Can you just get to the point then? I'd like to get out there are start doing some real hero shit sooner rather than later, or haven't you noticed I'm edging the bottom of the leaderboard?"
"Oh, I've noticed all right." You crossed one leg over the other. You took a moment to let the silence hang in the air before introducing your slightly embarrassing topic of conversation. "I wanted to talk about last night, actually."
"Last night?" Sonar repeated. "Babe, I barely remember what I ate for breakfast this morning."
You grimaced. "Call me another pet name and you'll lose more than just feeling in your hand."
"Okay, Jesus, chill out." Sonar raised his free hand in defense. "What about last night?"
You furrowed your brows, trying to figure out if he was being intentionally clueless. "You really don't remember?"
He shook his head. "I drank a lot. And did some coke in the bathroom. Don't tell Malevola."
"Pretty sure she already knows considering you came out of the bathroom looking like you were hit in the face with a snowball," you told him.
"Fuck."
"Yeah." You nodded. "Maybe look in the mirror next time. Or better yet, don't have a next time."
"You sound like Malevola."
"I've been accused of sounding worse."
Sonar balled his handcuffed hand into a fist a couple of times, clearly trying anything to get the circulation back. You were pretty sure his fingers were tingling by that point and needed to get to the point of the conversation.
"So you remember drinking and doing blow in the bathroom. Do you remember anything else?" you asked.
"Clearly not or I would have mentioned it." He rolled his eyes, his frustration starting to simmer. "What's with the interrogation? What, did we sleep together and I forgot or something?"
You felt your breath catch in your throat. When you didn't shoot back a witty retort, Sonar's white eyes widened. "Holy shit, no fucking way." He gasped. "We banged and I forgot? I must have been all kinds of fucked up last night."
"No, we didn't sleep together." You collected yourself and quickly set the record straight. "It didn't go that far."
"But we did something?" he guessed based on your response.
"Kind of?" You buried your hands in your face. "Fuck, I feel like some stupid teenager. I couldn't sleep at all last night, my brain was too busy replaying it over and over again."
"Replaying what over and over again?" Sonar was on the edge of his seat, literally teetering on the edge of the workout bench he was sitting on. "Will you cut the cryptic shit and just tell me?"
"You pulled me into the bathroom with you, confessed your love for me, and kissed me," you told him. "How can you not remember that?"
"I feel like I shouldn't have to explain the effect of copious substances on a person's memory," he said. "But that doesn't sound like something I'd do."
You furrowed your brows. "Then you threw up, slapped me on the ass, and walked away."
"That sounds more believable." Sonar nodded along. "What can I say? I'm a textbook heartbreaker."
"You're a textbook fuckwad, Sonar." You stood up, anger beginning to blossom. "You're telling me all of that was a drunken whim?"
"So what if it was? It's not like it meant anything."
Your silence was deafening.
"Oh."
You folded your arms across your chest and huffed. "Yeah. 'Oh'. Listen, I'm not saying I want to have your babies or anything, but you get a couple drinks in a girl and then confess your love for her and it makes her think. I just wanted to clear the air about last night; about what it meant, if it meant anything at all. Which clearly, it did not."
"You sound angry." Sonar seemed even more dejected than he had after being handcuffed to a piece of workout equipment.
"I'm not angry." You forced yourself to take a couple of deep breaths. "Just confused."
Silence took hold of the room once more, bathing the two of you in waves of contemplation.
"Clearly, some sober inside thoughts became drunken outside thoughts last night," Sonar confessed. "I'm not so much of a egotistical maniac that I won't admit when I've got ... feelings ... for someone."
"So you meant it?" You inquired. "What you said?"
Sonar shrugged. "I don't remember what I said, so I can't really confirm or deny. But I do think you're a hot piece of ass."
You sighed. "Charming."
"You already knew what kind of person I was when you went and started getting all hot and bothered thinking about my undying love for you," he said.
Your expression soured. "Yeah, I know what kind of person you are, all right. Ex-villain, cokehead, scammer."
"Even so, you couldn't sleep thinking about the fact that I allegedly told you I loved you."
"There's nothing allegedly about it. You said the words 'I love you' like four times."
"Be that as it may, you liked the thought of it."
You scoffed and stepped away, physically taken aback by Sonar's words. "I did not say that."
"It was implied."
"Like Coop's boobs were?"
"Exactly."
"Okay, I'm leaving." You started for the exit, regrets about having this conversation at all suddenly running wild in your mind. "Find someone else to unlock you."
You could practically feel Sonar's grin behind you. "You liked the thought of it!" he called after you. "This conversation isn't over!"
Drawing nude models is much more challenging when they’re this busty
"Oh, come on, don't be like that! It's funny! I'm making my boobs bigger to help you! Yes, I know you'll have to redraw parts of it, but lets be serious for a moment. You were so nervous about drawing my huge boobs that it was taking you forever! Which, you know, I get it! They're pretty fucking big. I don't think anyone else in our entire school has tits like these. It took three sessions just for you to sketch my chest, let alone actually start drawing it. And now you have an incentive to draw much, much faster! Because, uh, full disclosure... I took a lot of those growth pills. A lot. I wanted to make sure you'd notice and I figure that they wouldn't really grow that fast and-
"Hnng, f-fuck... S-sorry, I just, uh... Hit a little growth spurt. The growing feels pretty good. If I'm being totally honest, it feels really fucking good, actually. I might have some trouble sitting still for the sketch, but I'll do my best. M-maybe it might be a good idea to start with my face, just to make sure you're not capturing any, er, weird mmf! expressions. Uh, anyway, you now have two incentives to draw faster! You'll have to draw faster so that you don't have to keep adjusting and redrawing for my new size each session and – Gnnnggh... h-holy fuck... – a-and you'll have to finish the painting before my boobs get so big that everyone thinks you're a boob-obsessed pervert! So you better grab a pencil, bud, because I can feel a big spurt coming on!"
soooo excited to have finished this. this redesign of clair from g1 was done by @sassmaster-artjay (original post) and it really inspired me to make a doll based on it.
i tried to make it as close to the drawing as i possibly could and it was a very fun challenge! i had an absolute blast
the base doll is a g1 ghoulia. i would've loved to do this with a doll that matched the body type more closely but ghoulia is what i had and her skin tone is a pretty good match. plus i've been wanting to do some kind of alt/goth look with a black lip on this ghoulia anyway
i'm also very happy with the face considering i haven't done this a lot before (i had to do two attempts tho bc the first eyes came out wayy wonky lol)
more pics and rambling under the cut!
i've been wanting to make a cropped sweater with baggy sleeves and a top with a ribcage on it for forever so i think this is what really jumpstarted me into action lol
it's not as wide at the torso as it should be but i was so pleased with how it came out that i decided to keep it.
also i was thrilled that i had the materials to make the necklace (the gem was originally a long diamond shape and i just cut off the tips hehe).
the skirt is supposed to be a slip dress but i couldn't figure out how to make it both fitted to the torso and keep it sleek looking, so it actually only goes up to under the boobs but that will be our little secret.
the fabric is giving me a lot of trouble tho bc it really really wants to curl up at the ends.
wig is made with the trusty yarn weft method
yarn hair won't hold that kind of shaggy wave from the design by itself but i decided not to use any product because if i put hair gel or something in there and it ever gets messed up it'll be pretty impossible to fix
the shoes i already had and they were a pretty close match. i just put the chains on. the black stripes on the stockings are also handpainted.
and here she is on a spinning charcuterie board <3
If I don't make meaningless posts about my meaningless little interests I will go insane. Hope springs eternal or whatever, but right now the spring is having some trouble and I gotta help it along.
SO MARVEL RIVALS HAD SOME LEAKED SWIMSUIT DESIGNS AND I GOTTA TALK ABOUT EM.
We'll start with the ladies first.
LOOK AT MISS THING!! COVERED IN BUTTERFLIES FROM HEAD TO TOE!! THIS IS PASTEL GOTH AT THE BEACH IF EVER I DID SEE!!!
OKAY MISS HETEROCHROMIA GO OFF!
THE HEADPHONES TOO??? LUNA SNOW IS IN HER VOCALOID ERA
The bikini with the snowflake motif on top!!! AND MATCHED WITH THE BLACK AND WHITE COVERUP THAT HAS A) A BOOB WINDOW AND B) SNOWFLAKES ON THE SHOULDERS?!? OKAY QUEEN I SEE YOU.
HER LITTLE BRACELETS AND ANKLETS ARE KILLING ME IT'S SUCH A SMALL DETAIL BUT I LOVE IT.
AND THE I C E!!! ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE LEGGINGS?? OR ACTUAL ICE CRAWLING UP HER SKIN LIKE SHE'S TRYNA STAY COOL IN THE SUMMER?!? S H U T U P.
NOW THE MEN!! THEY FINALLY GET HOT OUTFITS TOO!!!
Punpun lookin' like a rob liefield drawing i swear.
BUT ALL HIS GUNS BEING WATER GUNS??? EVEN HIS ALT FIRE??? EVEN THAT GODDAMN TURRET???? THIS IS LIKE OUT OF A NERF FUELED NIGHTMARE I LOVE IT!!!
And i love that it's a reference to that time he wore Punisher Briefs in the comics XD
THOR HAS SO MANY CUTE DETAILS I'M D Y I N G!!!!
MJOLNIR BEING A NECKLACE?? ABSOLUTELY TATTED UP, THE BANDANA ALL OF IT IS GREAT BUT THIS
T H I S S S S S S S!!!! HIS LITTLE ITA BAG???? S T O P.
LOKI AND HELA PLUSHIES???? IN THE ITA BAG???? AND THE LITTLE BROTHER PIN????? HE REALLY DOES LOVE THEM AAAAAAAA
And speaking of Loki
THE MASTER OF SERVING CUNT HIMSELF.
HIS CUNTY LITTLE SHADES, THE CUNTY LITTLE LOKI HORNS ON HIS LITTLE SLIPPERS!!! THE C U R L Y HAIR???? HIS RUNE BEING A LITTLE SERPENT THING?????? ALLIGATOR LOKI ON HIS LITTLE SCEPTER - W I T H S H A D E S ?????? THE TATTOOS??? THE ARMLET?????? SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEE
CUNT MASTER 5000 OVER HERE.
AS A LOKI MAIN AND A KNOWN LOKI GLAZER SINCE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2012, I AM L I V I N G!!!!!!!
Besides Salem not being able to draw his fat characters at a consistent weight and not drawing their necks/arms and stretch marks/cellulite correctly, I also just find it odd that every single one of his fat characters seems to have huge boobs?
Like correct me if I'm wrong but all the ones I've seen do. And for someone who claims to be the Messiah of fat art, it's odd that he wouldn't draw flat chested fat people even though they're pretty underrepresented. Sorry bro but I'm having trouble thinking that you're not drawing fat people for the sake of sexual pleasure when all of them are always dressed in tight clothes and treated as sex objects.
It make more sense for him to actually draw it as moobs actually since it’s common among flat chested people who are rounded. And I think he should draw a proper double chin for fucking once (that’s all I ask dude) and use his opacity better
I just wanna add on to the anon who talked about the "fujo-to-FTM pipeline"... god, it's been said before by so many women but I'm another of those. I was a tomboy growing up. I didn't like the changes happening to my body. I didn't want boobs, I didn't want body hair, I didn't want to be a woman, I just wanted to continue being a relatively sexless adolescent. I never got to the point of deluding myself that I wanted to be a boy or a man, but the thin and slender idealized drawings of men in anime and adjacent media were definitely alluring to me as a teenager, especially as yaoi/BL gave me a safe space to explore my awakening sexuality. It seemed like the ideal body type, but I was under no illusions that I could ever be that. There was no escaping my female body and I knew it, as little as I liked it. Fortunately I grew up before the trans madness so now I'm just a normal straight woman and I'm comfortable with my body.
It's insane to me that so many people these days don't tell teens that it is NORMAL to be uncomfortable with their body's changes. It is NOT normal to halt your puberty or try to change your sex during the period when you're growing into your adult body! Instead of telling them to just inject some hormones, why don't they try to actually HELP teens feel more comfortable and help them get over what parts of their body's changes they're having troubles with? (Rhetorical question, I know it's because there's no money in it :/)
Right? And it's bad enough they do this shit to teenagers who are living in a hormonal sludge and going through one of the most confusing and stressful times in their lives, but then they go after literal children who can't even conceptualize the modern idea of "gender identity" and use their innocent answers to leading questions as "proof" that they're trans. When I was 3 my favorite color was pink. If I was 3 now, would that be "proof" that I was trans? Would my teachers start "transitioning" me because I was a boy who showed up to nursery school with a pink umbrella? I would bet money on yes.
bookworm-san, dear mutual. do you happen to have any more fem! light headcanons/thoughts? for healing, for the soul……… 😌
Darling. Gimme just a second to reread my posts on the AU and get my brain juices going again 🙏
(Also, fun fact: I do actually have my name in my lil bio bit lol! I don't think most people notice.)
Fem!Light during the Yotsuba Arc may have been more aggressive than canon Light about separating herself from a relationship with Misa, simply because it isn't assumed that "well, I'm the one who must have asked... I just can't figure out why" because that's not how her relationship dynamics work. She doesn't remember saying yes, she can't imagine why she would have said yes, Misa is clearly delusional and can fuck right off. Her aggression might be the only reason why Misa wouldn't white-knight his way into stopping the mutual lawlight murder attempt on their first "date" lmao. I can clearly imagine him trying to heroically interject and protect his girlfriend only for Light to shriek "fuck OFF Misa" so 'unfemininely' that it takes Misa a full fifteen minutes to reboot lmao.
This is me projecting because I'm a 100 pound girl with a-cups but I want Light to have small boobs (also canon Light has a flat ass anyway). Let me sexualize my body type for once, gimme that. Tiny lace bralettes, zero cleavage through a shirt neckline, barely a handful of titty and you can probably fit most of the boob in your mouth, but anybody who's interested in her either doesn't notice or actively likes it.
On a related note, average-ish height, like canon, so like 5'4 or 5'5, but small person. If that makes sense. I want people to be able to just pick her up with minimal effort because that means it would happen more often (I have friends who literally just throw me over their shoulders and walk away without asking me first) and she would fucking hate it and I think that's hilarious.
Flats-only girlie. Coward. Until L bullies her into heels for fetish purposes ONCE and Light has trouble walking and it makes her red-faced angry embarrassed which does NOT deter L in the slightest.
I think she'd wear her hair half-up half-down in a neat little clip in the back with bangs, it's very Professional and Pretty and intentionally chosen. She pigtail braids her hair at night Cinderella-style to keep it nice and L finds it annoying. The only time we would see it down in the canon timeline would be in solitary confinement, and the rain + foot scene and proceeding death scene (because that was immediately after).
For her death scene in particular, I think her hair would start up, as it usually is, but it would definitely have gone really askew and fallen out of the clip by the time she dies.
I really can't decide how exactly her relationship with Ryuk would change based on her perception of gender dynamics but I'm absolutely sure it would, whether or not we genderbend Ryuk as well. Idk, someone else help me flesh this one out bc it's all just a nebulous feeling in my head.
The daddy issues. Dude. The daddy issues would be so bad. Like, we already had "I desperately want my dad to think I live up to his expectations of me + dad is too busy with his job all the time to feel like a legit regular part of the family". Now imagine that combined with the fact that Soichiro just assumes Light has Woman Brain. "It's wonderful that you're top of your class and you're getting a degree, all capable women should go to college, but don't you think you should pick a less demanding career path so you won't have such a hard time having a family one day?? It's really sweet that you want to follow in my career path honey but I don't know if this job is good for girls like you". That scene with Namikawa would happen and L would praise her like canon and Soichiro's jaw would fucking drop. Ugh.
On a similar note I absolutely do not think Light would be able to stomach playing up the "I'm JUST a GIRL I CANT be KIRA 🥺🥺🥺" schtick even to draw some of the suspicion off of herself because canon Light already had such a hard time literally just not showing off and now add in fem! Light's inferiority complex. She would get so salty every single time people suggested it's not possible for her to be Kira ""even though I'm not"". The ONLY times she would be willing to play up the canon ditz act is when it makes her look a little careless, NEVER stupid.
hello, my name's swellie 💖✨🌈
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welcome to my blog! I started on here almost exactly a year ago, and since then I've learned not only so much about my pregnancy kink, but also about myself. being here has been formative for my kink exploration journey, and it's helped me deconstruct years of catholic school girl trauma (s/o to catholic guilt!).
This is a pregnancy and birth fetish vlog. This is an 18+ only environment. DO NOT INTERACT IF 18 OR YOUNGER. I am a 27 year old white cis woman with brown hair. I identify as a neurodivergent bisexual woman on the ace-spectrum. I live in the US - New England specifically!
I've had a pregnancy kink since I was a kid. I even got in trouble for google image searching "pregnat" on my childhood computer lol (it was 2006 folks, what else was i supposed to do?) I created this blog to share the beautiful side of this kink. I hope you enjoy! <3
Keep reading below!
As a queer person I will absolutely not condone any form of homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, etc etc. I am an open and tolerant person, and please do not try to take advantage of me because of this. I mostly only follow back people whose content I enjoy seeing.
When I interact with kink content here, I mostly imagine myself as the pregnant carrier. I mostly get off to picturing myself in some sort of pain (i.e. labor) or I like to picture myself with a pregnant person.
Things I really enjoy:
Wearing a fake pregnant belly
Pregnant bellies (specifically, large pregnant bellies, smaller bellies, those with stretch marks, red bellies, moving bellies)
Breeding <3
Impregnation <3
Poking pregnant bellies, rubbing them etc
Stirrups, medical torture stuff, etc (FANTASY ONLY. I CANNOT REPEAT THAT ENOUGH. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU FEEL OTHERWISE)
Historical pregnancies or pregnancies set in the past
Clothes not being able to fit/spilling out of old clothes
Giant swollen boobs (especially with veins 🙈)
Giant bellies in laps <3
Waddling and being out of breathe, struggling to sit up, contractions, unable to get up from sitting, etc
Curves🤤🤤
I’m not into:
Anime/ drawings
Monster fucking, slime, pups/litter talk, etc
Mpreg
Beastiality, aliens, monsters, anything sci fi
Eggs or pushing out objects
Feederism, feedies, or stuffing (in very very specific circumstances I tolerate this)
Anything to do with fatphobia or shaming folks for their size/weight
Swollen feet
It gets weird when it gets misogonistic in a "I would actually vote to overturn roe v wade if I had the chance" kind of thing -- if it's fantasy/pure imagination, I'm all ears. But when I think you would actually hate crime me IRL..... that's when I [not-so] politely decline ❤️🫶🏻
Other disclaimers:
I am in a relationship right now and she knows about this blog and my kink. She is so supportive and I love her very much. We are very open to exploring ourselves sexually, but never, and I mean never, would I risk my relationship because of something on here. If you cross a line, I will immediately tell you. Please do not assume I want to fuck you or be in a relationship with you in real life, this is purely for kink purposes. I think of you as my friends! If I talk to you, or respond to your DM's or like your content occasionally, that means I'm grateful to have you in my life and you make my life better by being in it. Xoxo, thank you for understanding!
Please send me asks, tell me about your fantasies, ask me questions about my fetish. I want to learn more about you as well! I’m an open book when it comes to most things, I promise I won’t judge you 🙈
I don’t want to tell you my real name, where I live, or anything about me in real life. You won’t ever see my face. It’s what I’m comfortable with, full stop. If you do get my name or anything from me, it’s for you only. Do not share that without my consent. For purposes of this blog, you can call me Swellie 🤪
I love interacting with mutuals through tags and captions 💋 it’s my way of flirting and will swoon if you do the same
