#i'm talking

[yourpsychicadvisor]

i honest to god think abt azaelia banks' teddy roosevelt pareidolia moment like every day. every day

[time-jester]

As far as I know, Pure Vanilla Cookie's the most bisexual cookie in the entire series. He has a wife (White Lily), a husband (Dark Cacao), another wife (Black Raisin), and now another husband (Shadow Milk). Even an entire polycule (The Ancients) if you feel like it.

HOW MUCH GAME DOES THIS BLONDE TWINK HAVE?!

[exaltior-a]

Everybody needs a little robot guy they're a little obsessed with. Good for the soul. Especially if you're a lesbian. Find a robot- fictional, real, whatever, and get a lil weird with it.

[solarcassus]

They should make Marc get so dissociated that he has to lay on the ground and shut his eyes because he can't even look at the world, and his thoughts are about as coherent and normal as trying to make out a message in a plate of mashed potatoes. .

[deeeeeeeer3]

wind can be happy he grows up to be tall and handsome, maybe even taller than warriors and as tall as time www

He'll certainly grow nicely, I believe😄

[elleqyrr]

I have GENUINELY seen people argue that Benry is NOT GAY AT ALL and that Coomer is not bisexual despite what Holly said.

The argument I saw is "he's just fucking with Gordon" and "that's a joke so it doesn't count." For Coomer, the argument is that there is no canon evidence (but Coomer only ever talks about his ex wife occasionally, he doesn't even do it that often, so when exactly did you expect him to turn to the camera and say "I'm bisexual")

If things being jokes means they shouldn't be taken seriously or are not canon then the entire series should just be thrown away and all commentary should be disregarded since the entire series is built on jokes and most things in commentary streams are said in a joking tone. That's such a silly point.

All evidence these people must be ignoring: Benry fucks with almost exclusively Gordan. He finds excuses to follow Gordan around and actively tries to mess with him and him only. He does not do it to others like he does with Gordon, he specifically enjoys riling up Gordon (not to mention he talks about him constantly, which is partly being an ai, of course). He makes sexual comments about Gordon multiple times. He dances/vogues in front of a guard and is told, "He's not attracted to you!" Wayne's comment about Benry lusting over Gordon the entire series is, while meant to be a joke, treated very seriously by the entire cast as it is rooted in what is true about the character. Scorpy, Benry's actor, asked for art of Gordon and Benry getting married. This might be a stretch as Benry may just be overly physically affectionate, but he also tries to kiss Gordon and asks to kiss or hug him a few times. He NEVER says anything about liking women or finding them attractive (the closest you get is him yelling BRAZZERS which only really has straight content to my knowledge, but he's also yelling this about a man), so the only evidence of him being straight is straight being the default that must be disproven, I guess?

Not to get overly serious about the silly Half Life series, but...

The thing is, had either of them been a girl, these people would not dismiss the attraction or any of the comments as only jokes that don't count (some would probably celebrate it). To some people, they don't *want* characters to be gay, whether they realize that or not, so those characters must explicitly prove it. I assume that's the case here. They must look at the camera and say the words completely seriously. Nothing said outside of the series itself counts, no subtext counts, no jokes count. But things said outside the series that aren't related to being gay are accepted as true. Because that doesn't make anyone uncomfortable. Right?

[second-drawer-on-the-left]

Rewatching AAA again for reference photos of jen and alice and damn, they really gave eachother that "making eye contact with the only other non-white person in the room to make sure you really heard/saw what you think you just heard/saw" look