#i. cant

[gayhockeyshow]

“Does it fucking kill you too?”

“Not anymore”

[minstrivia]

CHICKEN STOCK 🤝 CARBONARA LACHIMOLALA. SAME ENERGY LMAO

[in-love-and-jeph]

im a big girl with a car and a job and when i fail a calc test SUPERBLY horribly i dont cry about it!

[rorykillmore]

my friend just referred to mrs coulter and lord boreal as the sharpay and ryan of hdm

[panspy]

my grandpa pronounces wash like worsh

worshing machine

worsh the car

george worshington

[super-paper-shitposting]

Dick jumpman Dick

[fauvester]

me: i know i unfollowed this person for saying headass things a few months back but we have a lot in common and theyre really nice and now we have matching icons of our favorite character!

them, all within 24 hours: ace people are straight and are not part of the LGBT community, the A is for Allies, anyone who doesnt strictly and exclusively ID as lesbian can’t use the word femme and that especially means bi women

me: i gave you a chance. i DID give you a chance