This was almost over before it began...
I am a notoriously bad speller with a healthy sense of shame - I spelled "Existence" wrong. Existance. Oops. Props to Tumblr for making that much easier to fix than I expected. Too bad I already deleted everything and then had to repost it. Whoops. Onward with less panic driven deletions please.
Words I can't pronounce:
Museum (mu-zaam)
Skeleton (skaleton)
Chipotle (chipolte)














