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idiot animorpher keychain designs!! i've been meaning to get these turned into real keychains so i can freak out and bite them irl but im proud enough of these to post here ig (and this is a great way to introduce these fools without feeling shoehorned in)

Dahlia Weinbrecht, The Leader

lesbian girlboss queen who is chaotic as HELL. their first mission she knocked a woman out cold to avoid having her cover revealed and i. love. her sister is dead and she's so goth and she writes poetry and she's so cool and i hfgjdfjgkd her.... the she.....

Hayley 'Hays' 'Haystack' Marlene Wheeler, The Heart

hays my beloved the kicked puppy of the group w the saddest wet eyes (her player's words not mine)

hays is such a mess and i wish i could give her a hug, but that would make her explode apparently so i will simply have to care abt her from a distance. i would yap abt her but i fear i would not do her justice, so i will simply add more facts abt her dynamic w my boy: donny calls her 'hayley' because he has a Thing about using nicknames w people he's not familiar/friends with and she does not have a good time w it. my boy is very mean and intimidating and their dynamic seems like it'd be so interesting bcs they're also similar in a few ways and i hdfgghjkfdkg..... themg....

Jimmy Faraday, The Technician

Normalest Guy Ever my beloved!!! jimmy's fun because his player always defaults to playing the 'cool, chill guy' and jimmy is no diff. he is into Computers and Tech and he is here for a good time. also he is kind of my son's (actual) best friend and their dynamic drives me crazy too; jimmy is very much the relaxed anchor to the keyed up mess that is My Boy and iiii. love them. so much. their dynamic is very important to me and i cannot rightly explain why

John Engels, The Berserker

that's my son's boyfriend!! i already kinda ranted abt john in an earlier post so im not gonna repeat that here but here's a fun fact if you're curious: John's player was the one who started shipping our boys first. i simply saw Their Vision and backed them wholeheartedly. now we're here like 3 months later still obsessed with them and i <3 hate <3 im so terribly weak to men w complicated relationships send HELP

Gordon 'Donny' Schitz, The Scout

that's him! that's my son!!!

meet Gordon 'Donny' Schitz folks, one of the two sources of agony i've had over the course of the last few months. i am so fixated on him and john it is BAD. donny is a gay half-asian smoker twink disaster and i hate him but also he is SO important to me it is not funny. he's a cook and he loves nature and he is trying so hard to be the most responsible and knowledgeable person in the room at all times and i.... love.... let me tell you how much i've come to love....

literally everyone calls him donny exclusively (including me) but he hates when strangers call him that because that is a Nickname and Nicknames are Special to him so if he lets you call him donny you are, to some extent, Special. and everyone in the idiot animorpher team gets to call him donny <3

sigh. anyways. rant over. meet and greet for the Guys of all time concluded, thanks for coming. i'd say im sorry for going feral over people literally no one knows about but also im not bcs i am cringe and i am free