#idiot sibling

[i-eat-sharpies]

"i was born from a plant. one day i was just a little little plant hopping around and then i became human...it was a traumatic process."

-my eight year old sister

[rosieholmeswatson]

quarantine quotes #003

My mom: what rhymes with bagels

dad: ...

sister: ...

my brother and i at the same time: shmagels

[shutupdweeb]

Convo about Phil

Me: Hey sis, did you see Phil's black ice cream photo? Sister: *takes out earphones* Wait, Phil's black guys photo? Me: No.

[kalmasiope]

[clownfactories]

I dared my sister to roll off her bed and make a loud thump falling down and she actually did it. She's a an idiot.

[straydog12]

Sometimes I find my parents are either stupid or idiot, even myself don’t know which is it.

They seem have a lack attention span. Also, I am starting to lose patient with my little bro that keeps pressing my button to detonate.

For god’s sake brat! mum and dad leave me to charge things in house. Why don’t you learn a bit self understanding and restraint?

I’m tired as older sis role here and those stupid custom regarding men don’t need to do housework!!!

Home suppose to be a place where you can be yourself without mask. But every time I when home, it feels like prison rather that a safe haven and my mask is getting ticker every visit. My dorm is my haven! I feel safe comfortable.

Tell me what should I do?

[amidifferent]

My Brother

Is like the post conceited prick I know. lol, He just had me take three pictures of himself, just so I can take more tomorrow because it's like damn near 1 o'clock. what is my life?

[you-smell-homeless]

Good god, my brother. We were watching TV and he goes, "Did you know that all the moon landings are fake? And that the twin towers thing was set up? And Osama Bin Laden isn't real?"

He's such an idiot. It kind of scares me that he doesn't realise how serious the things he's saying are.

And it's not like he's only like, 8. He turns 14 next month.