not a quote, but a story that's just kinda funny,
so, i have this one friend who picks up verbal tics fairly easily,
i have a compulsion to say "i'm gonna download malware on purpose" when ever i turn on a device or click on a link,
we talk fairly frequently over calls,
they work, at a small phone repair store
idk if you can see where this is going, but they picked up a situational tic where whenever they're looking at someone else's phone/computer they say "i'm gonna download malware on purpose"
they're not impressed to say the least