#idontknowilostmyshoe

[rareandradiant-maiden]

@makeup wearers, i started using concealer as eyeshadow primer and it is life-changing

[rareandradiant-maiden]

Platonic is when you think they're so cool and you want to show them off to everyone but romantic is when all you want is to be alone with them #friendgetsdeep

[he-harim]

In regards to the maybelline colour tattoo debacle, maybe you have oily eyelids?(which yes I know sounds stupid but bear with k). My mums make up artist friend says that she struggled a bit with it because she has oily eyelids, and that a little bit of Nars primer/urban decay primer potion helped a ton x (if you want I can give you one of the primer samples I got with the naked 3 palette)

i do have oily eyelids, no it doesn’t sound stupid. but oily eyelids is a normal thing. maybelline should be able to cope. they have a massive r&d budget (probably).

okay but i have so many things i want to buy before primer. oh my gosh i can’t wait to get to america all my birthday presents are just dollars and i just want to buy stuff. makeup.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

Figured out 48:13 yet?

no, i’m incredibly confused

[rareandradiant-maiden]

Yay for askmemes!

Tagged by the vivacious tzitzitandskinnyjeans!

1. If you had to live in a fictional universe, which one would it be?

Um. The HP universe seems like the best place to be because it could do with some progress but there's not a huge amount of violence? Oh wait no, I think I'd definitely prefer to be in the HPMoR universe; more exciting. 

Is makeup a universe?

2. (In a similar vein) Fictional character who you would most like to date?

I have literally no idea? Like I am straight and most male characters just don't - like, yeah, cool, sex appeal sometimes, but no long-term prospects. I would not date a boy who kept fingers in the fridge. I would not date a boy who idealises girls and women. I would not date Harry James Potter Evans-Verres, because it explicitly states in canon that he is prepubescent and doesn't have romantic attraction, which is understandable because he is, you know, eleven years old. Maybe I'll think of one later? If I weren't straight it would probably be Fleur or Hermione.

3. What is the thing, if anything, about Judaism or being Jewish that makes you feel transcendent, like the whole thing is worthwhile?

No this is a scary question i will not

4. What is the thing, if anything, about Judaism or being Jewish that hurts you so deeply you can feel the ache in your chest?

i just really don't want to have emotions about religion today. idk why. i might edit it in once i think of one?

5. Describe a small gesture that you find cute or sexy.

Um. Talking about their hopes and dreams and feelings? I'm only really attracted to people I'm close to?

6. If you were to dye your hair (a different color, if it’s already dyed), what color would you dye it?

YES I LIKE THIS QUESTION

Deep blue or purple, if I had to do my whole head. But I am angling for a lilac ombre so hard.

7. If you had a kid tomorrow, what would you name them?

Really fond of the name Ariella (Lioness of G-d) - it appeals to my flowery, romantic tendencies. I also like Claire/Clara. For a boy, Ari (same reason) or David or Benjamin/Binyamin

8. Who is your favorite historical figure?

Um, they were all kind of dicks? If they weren't sexist, they were racist, and like, all of them were homophobic and transphobic? Idk, how are we qualifying historical? I guess I like Asimov (bc of his work, I have no idea about the guy himself). Oh, and Bentham (yay for utilitarianism) and Tesla, solely because of this

9. What is a book that you disliked so much that you stopped reading without finishing it?

I'm a pretty firm believer in sticking it out to the end, plus I pick books quite well, if I give up on a book it's generally because I've lost it or gotten bored.

10. If you could change one thing about any TV show, what would it be?

Big Bang theory is like, the only thing my family bonds over, but it's so gross omfg please could it not be thanks

11. Do you have a favorite Jewish text? If yes, what is it?

My questions (well, some of them are more like imperatives or just statements) are:

Best non-fiction book?

An interesting fact you learnt this week

Tell me a joke

Favourite cosmetic product (if you don't use/own cosmetics talk about something else inessential you enjoy, like, a spice or a painting or whatever, i'm not picky)

Favourite relative outside of your close family

If you had an unlimited sum of money what would be the first thing you'd spend it on after charity? 

Favourite item of clothing

Gimme a slogan. It can be for anything

Best weather?

Morning or evening person?

You're redecorating the room in which you spend most time. Tell me about the design!

Don't feel obligated, but I'd like to know if you have the time :) howareyourfeet, mcwhopuff, idontknowilostmyshoe, foxtrotsky, animatedamerican, johnskylar, misterchristofelees, minniethemenace, tzitzitandskinnyjeans (you never called no tag-backs :) ),   thebeezer

[rareandradiant-maiden]

idontknowilostmyshoe said: Yeah you totes don’t get to complain about surname to me x

could be worse. we had a teacher in primary school called Miss Savage. (come to mention it, we also had a tiny white Scottish woman called Ms Patel)

also your naming issues go way past your surname, miss "nickname-as-first-name middle-name-named-for-a-spice-girl"

[rareandradiant-maiden]

idontknowilostmyshoe said:You are a really nice person, but it does sound like you’re cyber bullying Shakespeare

Occupational hazard of this surname, I guess? Maybe he deserves it anyway. Misogynist prick.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

here are the places i go on tumblr and read end-to-end bc they're that good (and some of them are run by people i know irl, but eh)

foxtrotsky

glintglimmergleam

tzitzitandskinnyjeans

thebeezer

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