Jul 28, 2025
IF (2024) dir. John Krasinski
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IF (2024) dir. John Krasinski
The IFs as quotes I found from some Dolphin memes with that Symphony song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Art Teacher- I'm an alcohol addict
Star- I want to get my boyfriend pregnant
Cal- I need a lobotomy
Sunny- The voices are getting louder
Cosmo- I'm sending nukes to your location
Blue- I ate my school
Blossom- I cry when I'm jealous
Lewis- I have 4 days left to live
Bubblina- I overthink everything
Ted- My therapist told me I'm the problem
Gummy- I just threw up twice and nearly fainted in the bathtub from my period
Uni- I watch anime until 6 AM
Spaceman- What the fuck is happening
Steven- I have social anxiety
Banana- How life feels after I started driving with my eyes closed and hoping for the best
Ally- I'm a lesbian
Octocat- Life if I was born just a basic white girl that wears Lululemon
Marshmallow- I want to die
Magician Mouse- How I feel after saying I'd quit smoking (I won't last a week)
Andromedus III- The voices are telling me to gamble my kids' future funds and drink beer 24/7
Guardian Dog- I will sell you for one single beer
Robot- Why
A realisation I had 💀
Y'know, he wasn’t always like this. Oh, no? Nah. Old Calvin here used to be a clown. He tell you that? No. That’s right.
IF (2024) dir. John Krasinski
IF (2024) dir. John Krasinski
The IFs: *hanging out in the Community Room* Cal: *is minding his own business, reading a magazine as he walks through the room* Cosmo: *mimes an earpiece with two fingers, as he makes eye contact with other IFs (The Knights, Banana, Guardian Dog, Spaceman, Octopuss, etc.), who do the same. Cosmo: *yells suddenly* GET DOWN, MISTER PRESIDENT! Cosmo and the rest of the IFs: *on cue, all run to tackle Cal, who shrieks in terror* Lewis: *just walking in* Okay *gestures to everyone involved* Whatever that was? Please don't do that again.
CW: Incoming VERY NSFW joke here..... If you've seen that one SpongeBob meme, you know.
*During the Thanksgiving food preparation*
Lewis: Cosmo, if we were out of stuffing, then you should have just told someone......
Cosmo: What? I took initiative, is that against the rules now?
Blossom:......... What do you mean you took initiative, YOU CAME INSIDE THE FUCKING TURKEY--