#if slime

[ninjaturtlecosmo]

The IFs as quotes I found from some Dolphin memes with that Symphony song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Art Teacher- I'm an alcohol addict

Star- I want to get my boyfriend pregnant

Cal- I need a lobotomy

Sunny- The voices are getting louder

Cosmo- I'm sending nukes to your location

Blue- I ate my school

Blossom- I cry when I'm jealous

Lewis- I have 4 days left to live

Bubblina- I overthink everything

Ted- My therapist told me I'm the problem

Gummy- I just threw up twice and nearly fainted in the bathtub from my period

Uni- I watch anime until 6 AM

Spaceman- What the fuck is happening

Steven- I have social anxiety

Banana- How life feels after I started driving with my eyes closed and hoping for the best

Ally- I'm a lesbian

Octocat- Life if I was born just a basic white girl that wears Lululemon

Marshmallow- I want to die

Magician Mouse- How I feel after saying I'd quit smoking (I won't last a week)

Andromedus III- The voices are telling me to gamble my kids' future funds and drink beer 24/7

Guardian Dog- I will sell you for one single beer

Robot- Why

[spideyladman]

A realisation I had 💀

[happyunbday2u]

So finally remembering that I watched IF I decided to take another look at the cast and oh my god have I forgotten the amount of people I recognize so here’s a random shitpost about the people I forgot/didn’t realize were in the movie

First of all John Krasinski not only played Bea’s dad but the burning marshmallow

Steve Carell voiced Blue and it wasn’t hard to distinguish his voice

Phoebe Waller-Bridge voiced Blossom

Emily Blunt voiced Unicorn

Matt Damon voiced Sunny, can’t believe they got Jason Bourne to play a sunflower therapist

Sam Rockwell as Guardian Dog which is kinda ironic cause he voices Mr. Wolf in The Bad Guys

Christopher Meloni voiced Cosmo which is fitting since he played Elliot Stabler in Law and Order so I’m 100% certain that while creating Cosmo they were like “Hey we should get that one dude from Law and Order to voice him” also the mental imagine of him in a sound booth yelling “CLOAK AND DAGGER” is funny to me

Awkwafina voiced Pop and like Steve it was easy to tell it was her

Blake Lively voiced Octopuss

George Clooney as Spaceman, the space joke was funny to me

Bradley Cooper as Ice, went from voicing a raccoon to a glass of ice

Amy Schumer voiced Gummy Bear, loved her in Trolls (she voiced Velvet)

Keegan-Micheal Key as Slime who reminds me of the Bounty Paper commercials

Bill Hader as the Banana

And lastly Brad Pitt as Keith, nice to see the original Ocean’s 11 trio in a movie again.