#ihavetoomany

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OTP Prompt

A: Are you a bee because you always keep me buzzin' *finger guns*

B:..... I'm leaving you.

(True story of how I flirted with my girlfriend)

[uberwench]

I made a sweet Bunz trade for what I'm pretty sure is a hand made porcelain teapot! It has a signature on the underside of the orange wobbly bottom bit, and it looks slab built, not slip cast. It's charming and wonky and I adore it! #teapot #teapotcollector #idonthaveaproblem #youhaveaproblem #ihavetoomany #itsathing (at Downtown Dartmouth)

[saturdaynighthockey]

WHAT DO I DO

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OTP PROMPT

Person A) My partner is not the brightest bulb out there, or the sharpest toothpick but..em They're something.

Person B) Wait, I'm your partn– Hey!

*Person A just rolls their eyes*

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:3

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OTP Prompt

A: *rings B*

B: A, what's wrong?

A: I'm in a bit of.. Trouble and I need my partner

B: Partner.. A what the hell did you?

A: Hey, less of the judgment and I'll tell you later on.. Our date.

B: D-Did you just ask me out?

A: Yes, yes I did. So..you coming to get me, I'll text the address.

B: *trying to be angry* Hmm, I don't know. I'll see.

A: B.. What no, I'm at the police station downtown, come on, I'll even buy dinner!

B: I'm kidding.

A:*exhales loudly* Oh thank fu--

B: Wait, police station.. A WH--

A: I'll see you soon.

B: Don't you dare hang u-

A: *hangs up*

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Fanfiction

Me: Rechecks every website for updated material

Brain: Again.

Me: I just d-

Brain: Maybe they updated

Me: You right fam.

(It's a never ending cycle)

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OTP Prompt

A) I drunk Skyped someone last night and I'm fairly certain I declared them the love of my life.

B) Who?

A) I have no id--(Just then the College professor walks in) Oh, fu*k my life. (Faceplants their desk)