#ii microsoap

[indigoorchid]

Very nervous about this coming episode, drew Soapmic to cope 🥲

[xinnamonbun]

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT SHIP KIDS!

I could literally talk about this topic for HOURS so I'm going to try and squish this as much as I can (which is going to be hard)

Fantube:

Amount:

They already have two kids (Foster Egg and Bot) but I think they would have three more- (STAY WITH ME) 3D Glasses (referencing how fan likes media and test tubes beta design being goggles), Pamphlet (science pamphlet for testing and fan because paper), and Bookmark (books are seen as smart so Test Tube but also are a geeky thing so Fan and also made of paper again)

General Parenting:

They'd get better ever kid but I think the whole thing would be the lesson of "there is always more to learn with parenting"

Bonus:I think they'd be the first one to be grandparents

Payjay: (@pencilgutz /you know why I'm tagging you)

Amount:

I think they'd have 1 or 2. For the sake of talking we're going with 2. Paper Carton (drink container and paper) and Glass Pen (adopted but reasoning is OJ has glass and you write on paper with pen)

General Parenting:

They're honestly pretty good at it! But like any parents they mess up- what makes them good is that they usually fix those mistakes

Bonus:

I feel like most people go to them or fantube for babysitting, it definitely helps that half of them still live in hotel oj

Silvercandle:

Amount:

I think they'd have one. I don't want to say candelabra BUT ITS LITERALLY CANNON (dee voice of candle was asked "what's their ship child" and they said Candelabra) but we're trying to make something different so let's say...Lighter (metal silver and fire)

General Parenting:

They'd obviously love them but I think they would unintentionally be bad parents in different ways (silvercandle shippers don't come after me; jk I'd love to hear you fight me on this) silver would be very overbearing and way too protective and basically not let them do anything. Candle would help them calm down however down the line this would (unintentionally) cause them to not talk to her about things because from their perspective candle would just "shut them up"

Bonus:

I think because of the previously stayed in parenting issues they would end up basically having two sides of themselves; "perfectly elegant object" and "rebel" when they're with their friends. Which probably causes problems down the line...

Lightbrush:

Amount:I think 2. Glow in the Dark Paint (Glow like lightbulb and paint with paintbrush) and Digital Pen (electric like lightbulb and art utensils)

General Parenting:

I don't think I even really need to say this but Lightbulb WOULD be the fun parent doing fun things like arts and crafts, fishing, starting car games like I spy on road trips, ect. Paintbrush would be the more grounded parent that is trying to make functional adults. I feel like Lightbulb as the fun parent makes paintbrush want to and fail to get closer with the kids because they are only seen as "the one who gives the lectures" or "the chore giver" vs Lightbulb who's the "fun one" the "cool one"

Bonus:

Light bulb is not only the fun mom, she is also the fun aunt. If she's babysitting the kids get excited.

Knifkle: (is that how you spell it?)

Amount:

One. Potato Peeler (kitchen utensils that is sharp like knife used on vegetables like pickle... Since that second part is a bit of a stretch why don't we make them green too)

General Parenting:

Knife is actually really good at being a cool enough parent that their kid WANTS to talk to them about their problems and pickle is basically their first bestie very loving when their kid asks "how do planes fly?" They find out together

Bonus:

Because of knife and pickles good parenting, I think they end up being very good at reading other object's emotions and are just really good at getting objects to open up

Microsoap:

Amount:

One. Hairbrush (adopted, don't tell me you've never sung in the shower with a hairbrush instead of a microphone, showers have soap, and hair brushes are kind of a part of hygiene)

General Parenting:

I think they'd be pretty average when it comes to how good at it they are. Soap would be an expert in diagnosing their own child tho. Mic would also be very against secrets which worked out well at first but of course every child's ganna have some secrets

Bonus:

Because my whole justification for this object was basically shower, they really likes swimming

Suitloon:

Amount:

One. Hot Air Balloon (is used to carry things like a suitcase and also has straps to connect to the balloon, I don't need to explain balloon)

General Parenting:

Oh they baby this child. Which is obviously what you're supposed to do when they are a baby but when 14+...not so much. Their main priorities are making sure that they're kind (Fair) and being protective not OVERPROTECTIVE just protective... Maybe just a little over.

Bonus:

it took a really long time for them to have the child because of the... Process. (Idk with the object "process" is but whatever it is I imagine they have a distaste for it since I head Canon both of them to be on the asexual spectrum) however they ended up agreeing that they did want a family. And they are very satisfied with the one that they have.

Remember when I said I could talk about this for hours? Turns out I was talking about it for hours anyways! A lot of stuff that I wanted to add ended up getting hydraulic pressed so I've been typing and saving this as a draft for a while....

DAMN IT NOW IVE GOTTEN ATTACHED TO SHIP CHILDREN AGAIN-

[tacophy]

no one asked for this but have poly-kid doodles [aka pickle x knife x mic x soap]

i like aux, hes my little guy

[vemodalarna]

Balter

Charactes: Microphone, Soap Ships: Microsoap Word count: 670 Description: “Balter- (bôl´ter) v. To dance gracelessly, without particular art or skill, but perhaps with some enjoyment.”  aka Soap dances and Mic admires her. First fic I posted on wattpad! This one is short but sweet. wattpad link! a03 link!

So maybe Soap wasn’t the best dancer. Microphone couldn’t help but be a bit embarrassed- her best friend (and crush) was flailing about on the dancefloor for anyone to see. OJ always hosted these parties once a month but Soap had never danced at one before, and Mic was starting to understand why. Of course, many of her previous teammates and rivals weren't necessarily graceful either, but Soap stood out. She was having the time of her life and Microphone couldn't help but to notice how the air around her was different, even from across the room.

Maybe that was just a Microphone thing, though. Maybe, just maybe, she noticed more things about Soap than what others do. Her goofy smiles, her concentration and attention to detail, and the way she carried herself with pride no matter what. The way she sticks out her tongue when reading, or how she always taps her coffee mug in the morning before drinking.…

 Yeah, definitely just a Microphone thing. Geez.

Seeing Soap let loose, unafraid and disconnected from her worries, though? It made Mic happy. In a silly and rather dumb way, she realised, as butterflies invaded her stomach. Soap was totally relaxed and oblivious to the world around her. Mic, in all honesty, envied it. She can’t do that, especially in public situations like these.

Mic was alone, red cup gripped tightly in her hands as she peered over at Soap. Everyone was out on the dancefloor, except save a few (none of which Mic wanted to talk to; she didn’t want to converse with Trophy nor did she want to watch Lightbulb drown 50 cookies in a row). Music blared so loudly the ground beneath her shook, but for once in her life everything was quiet. All of her focus was locked onto Soap.

Bright blue and red lights soared over Soap’s body, a flurry of colors overlining and creating vivid images. It was a moment Mic wished she could save; in a blurry photograph, or in a painting perhaps, but a part of Mic knew that she’d never be able to capture the experience or feeling that it contained. The raw power and emotion that Soap’s eyes held was something indescribable. The way she smiled when-

Wait. Soap’s staring straight at her. Oh.

Mic never liked parties. They were crowded, warm and loud. All the colors burned her eyes and she usually wanted to go home after five minutes. But now, she found she was at ease, as her feet stumbled across the floor awkwardly, eyes gazing at Soap as a guideline. She was the light and Microphone was the moth, blindly following her.

...That’s really cheesy. Whatever was in that soda is definitely affecting Mic in the worst way; she’s becoming all… Poetic. Knife and his ‘secret’ poems really are affecting her, huh?

“C’mon, Mic, dance with me!” Soap's voice was muted and overpowered by the party, but Mic still heard it loud and clear.

Soap was definitely out of rhythm. It was as if she was dancing to another song all together. However, laughter was intertwined with every word she spoke and Mic couldn’t help but start to dance, equally as poorly, alongside Soap.

It was a passion, an enjoyment, and a moment nobody could take away from the two of them. Every shared glance, each sprout of laughter, was like a blessing in of itself. So what if Mic felt all tingly everytime Soap accidentally touched her? Or how her face became warm every time Soap smiled at her? She was having a good time.

At some point in their flurry of dance moves Mic must’ve fallen because before she knew it, she was in Soap’s arms. Laughter bubbled out of Soap, and Mic found herself laughing along with a big grin and blush plastered to her face. Mic should definitely dance with Soap more. Soap, despite her balter, was stunning and maybe parties aren’t so bad if Mic gets to spend them together with her.

wow! there it is. thanks for reading!

[netlux97]

the Gal Pals

[mothcollective]

So my hand slipped

[eyebaus-moved]

Have some sparkly lesbian pen draws

[shsl---idiot-blog]

Very Gay Human Mic (How do you draw hands,,)