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Tissue, in denial: If I was sick, could I do this?

Tissue: *puts hands on the floor and tries to kick up a leg*

Tissue: *falls to the ground face flat*

Trophy: ...

Trophy: What did you just try to do?

Tissue: A cartwheel. Did I not do one?

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I dunno if book club anon will see this, but I feel like the floor, bot, suitcase, cherries, silverspoon, candle, mic, yinyang, cabby, and occasionally knife might show up! I think maybe they could have a poetry night where everyone is invited to get up on the stage and recite a poem they wrote! I think Bot and goo could do duo acts, while mic uses the time to write sad and deep poetry that makes you think. Balloons poetry is sweet with a hint of nostalgia, candles is uplifting, yinyang is nervous, and candle just rambles about himself. The cherries might do comedy poetry! Suitcase has a similar approach to mic, knife is somewhere between mic and yinyang, cabby does lyrical poetry, and the floor is just kinda awkward hehe. They could all sit around reading books and talking about what they interpret the meaning to be? They could do like. A weekly book where at the end of the week they all come together and get into the topics of the book, and then everyone can write down a book suggestion, put it in a hat, and shake it up and then a new book is chosen at random for everyone to read! I think it would be fun :) especially if it's held at cabbys library. Tissues could also come! He just usually uses audio books to avoid sneezing on them. Idk fun suggestions! :D